( continued..)

Expecting she must have watched 50 shades of grey he finally returned home...he was everything happy nervous excited and little excited also..whole day he spent in imagination...

"Hey sexy...where are you "

He said entering home..but she was nowhere

"Ain yeh kya hai? Candle ki jagah lanterns? 90 ki horror film hai kya? Umm shayad aajkal ka new trend hoga...
But fir yeh webs and wait.. WTF
BLOOD????? "

He almost got heart attack seeing blood but luckily he realized in time it's red color water..thank god he was 2 minutes away from calling police...

"Are yar ho kya raha hai? 50 shades of grey main yeh sab kahase aya? Blood?
Oh ha may be she wants me to indicate about first night? But isn't that too bold? Kuch jyada hi effect nai hua movie ka..

Wait a minute main khud se kya puch raha..usiko bat karta hu "

And he finally opened bedroom door expecting to watch her in some sexy nighty..

Unfortunately what he got was

Lady with full spread hair drinking blood? That too with conjuring doll in hand...

Oops I wish before he fainted I wish I could tell him It was his filmy wife drinking red sharbat ....
but unfortunately bhoot CD had finally shown it's impact