"I'll kick you in the balls so hard, you'll never be able to feel a boner again." -Me while fighting with my brother

"But the thing is, the shoe was dirty. I'm crying because of the dust. Did that shoe have onions?" -My brother when he was thrown a shoe at

"LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE! *opens an empty bag* OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS. THERE ARE NONE!"- Binxi1031 , while we were fighting over the Nordic Nekos

"I began my day in a pool of blood. Is that how you'd like to end yours, Lovi?
He should be afraid....very afraid." -SpicySushi on a Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios book

"Wait a second........
NekoBlossom
Neko=Cat Human
Blossom=Flower
Cat Human Flower=14 letters
What's 14 divided by 7?
2
2+1=3
The Illuminati triangle has 1 eye and 3 sides
~ARUMINAUGHTY CUNFORMED!!1!1!1!1!1!!1~"-TypicalTavi (or should I say TaviTheReindeer :3), I don't remember when XD

"Hahahahaha Lol RAINBOWS IN ENGLAND!!" -XxAPH_Fem_AmericaxX in pm when we first met

"*looks at your feet* WHAT ARE THOSE!!??"-Canadian-Maple in pm

I'm too lazy to write more

I'll probably make another one of these again XD