(I think Toca did something like this in the comments, but whatever)
Darkness: I am the leader of the dark and no one can stop me. I've stole millions of peoples lives and distroyed many towns and city's
Sweetie: but you sleep with a teddy bear
Darkness: hE'S MY SECOND IN COMMAND!!!
Sweetie: XD

(Yeah, Toca did do something like this in the comments)