Me: GUESS WHO NOW GOTS A GIRLFRIEND!!!! ADMIN DOOO!!!
Admin: I TOLD YOU TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN DAMIT
Me: NEVER. TELL THEM THE STORY!!!!
Admin: *sighs* Fine. So, my school had a dance and my crush(who's a girl, cuz I go to an all-girl school) asked me to be her date and I said yes. So that caused our friends to fangirl. At the dance, this guy came up to me and asked if I wanted to dance. I turned him down. He keep asking me. I tried to leave but he grabbed my arm and dragged me into a hallway, and trued to kiss me multiple times. My 'date', if you can call it that, showed up a moment just before the ass almost kissed me. She punched him so hard, wrapped her arms around me protectively and said 'Mine!' All while glaring at him. So yea, now were dating and that slug never bothered looking at me or my gf. But he DID meet my other friends, who were just hanging and sneaking looks at each other. Yea, he had a black eye that night....
Me: I SHIP IT GODS DAMIT