TRUE STORY

OKAY SO GUYS DURING LUNCH MY FRIENDS AND I WERE JUST CHILLING AND A GIRL TRIPPED NEAR OUR TABLE AND SINCE ONLY ONE OF US IS STRAIGHT, WE ALL JUST STARED AT HER ASS, BECAUSE DAMN THAT HONEY GOT A HOT ASS, AND MY STRAIGHT FRIEND TOOK HER HARD COVER BOOK AND HIT US WITH IT AND SAID "DAMN IT YOU USELESS LESBIANS! HELP HER UP!"

WE LEGIT HAVE NO REGRETS.

(Edit: This is her straight friend. The funniest thing she wrote was probably DAMN THAT HONEY GOT A HOT ASS and I am now laughing. My book and I wait for another chance like today to happen)