Classic Sans: Hey don't call me fat ya fucking jew

Teacher: SANS! DID YOU JUST SAY THE F WORD?

Classic: Jew?

Me: No he's talking about fuck. Ya can't say fuck in school ya fucking fat ass

Teacher: ALEX!

Classic Undyne: What? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Teacher: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE PRINCIPAL?

Ink: How would you like to suck.My.Balls?

Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!

Ink: O-oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I really said was...*Gets out a megaphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?!?!?! *Turns it off* Mr. Asgore.

Me: Holy shit dude