I'm like REALLY bored. It's quarantine season, my dating life has withered away to where I can't be fooking bothered, and it's my last day ever being 25 years old. So what am I doing? Checking my Chinese compatibility with BTS of course. lol

Not gonna lie, I'm not big into Chinese astrology. I know I was born in the year of the dog. That's about it. So, since I'm bored to tears, let's see how I'd get along with BTS in yet another way, shall we?

First up, Hobi Bobi: (This all outta order but I don't care.)

Look at us - a wonderful pair! Like where are they getting this info though. We're both year of the dog (1994), is that what they're going by?

Next, Joonie Goonie:

Same as Hoseok, cuz same year. 1994. Boring. 

Anyway, next, Yoongi:

You hear my heart breaking? Yoongi and me are common! NO! lol

Next is Jinnie:

So what you're saying is that I need to marry Jin? Okay... if you insist...

Next, Jiminie Crickets:

Take that all you bubble asses who say I hate Jimin. lol

V, are you the one for me?:

Same as Jimin. No surprise. 1995 after all.

Last, Kookie Dookie:

WELL THEN! NO NOONA FOR YOU! 70% DO BETTER, KOOK.

I realize this is the most boring post in the book. I need better ways of measuring compatibility. Me gonna Google it.

Leave me a comment. What's your birth year?