back when I sued to live in Kashmir, there were two things that annoyed me

when those Kashmiri aunties would say

"تیمن ہر چو نچو گلالé ہیو"

like tf no, your son looks like a chimpanzee
(Its in Kashmiri btw, translation: my son looks so handsome)

and when those Kashmiri guys would be like

"بوئے چا ساجن؟ "

like tf no, you look like a moth with hair and no wings

(translation: do I look sexy?)

and I'm Kashmiri too for the newbies here

both things were said in Kashmiri