If you haven't looked at my art book, idk why you haven't, you wouldn't know that I posted my Splatoon OC on there, so here if you haven't seen Inkness yet

ONTO THE SHORTS!!

Inkness: *trying out new guns* *trys one* too short of distance *trys another* not fast enough *trys the last one* I hate the special move on this one, its totally unfresh. *goes back to gun you see in pic* I guess im sticking with this one, its probably the freshest paint gun around! *looks at the others* what a waist of totally fresh money...

Toca: ???? How does she get all that money????

Inkness: I win *snipes Toca* *puts hand on hip* this totally fresh weopon is totally for me bro.

Toca: *respawns* *groans*

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Toca: hey can you pass me the mountain dew?

Inkness: suuure bro *gives Toca a bottle of 'mountain dew'*

Toca: *takes a sip* *spits it oyt immediately* DID YOU SWITCH IT OUT WITH GREEN INK?! *about to throw up*

Inkness: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Runs away* THATS FOR NEVER HEALING MADDIE!!

Madness: :') so proud

Toca: *throwing up in the corner*

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Inkness: *running around the mall* where where where whe- *gets shot by Toca* DAMMIT- *Dies and waits to respawn*

Toca: yes! Finally!

Inkness: *respawns* *pops neck* *turns into a squid and has the respawn pad launch her* *ends up behind Toca* *shoots her* HAH, Karma bitch!

Toca: *dies and waits* *realizes something* WAIT YOU CAN TALK WITHOUT THE 90'S RIP OFF TALK-

Inkness: you heard nothing bro dude *turns into a squid and swims away*

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Inkness: *has hair down* >:3 *goes up to Toca* I may only be 4'2, but I can still do this *both hair/tentacles grab Toca's hand and pulls her to the ground* *drags her away*

Toca: ow! *wiggles* wow tentacle haie is stronger than it looks!! *shots it*

Inkness: OW!!

Toca: uhh... *makes a break for it*

Inkness:... *switches weopons to the Kraken roler*.... *uses special move to turn into the Kraken (it actually isnt that big, just 3× the size of the squid you turn into to move around in the ink)* *catches up with Toca* >:) *specal wears off* *switches weopon back* *shoots Toca*

Toca: *dies* *groans*

Madness: dude you're being beaten by a kid

Toca: *respawns* dont remind me

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Toca: *sits on the couch* *has bandages all over her*...

Inkness: *sits next to her completely unharmed other than a bandage on one hair/tentacle* :3

Toca: I will get you back, especially foe the mountain dew one, that one was heartless

Inkness: actually squid have three hearts, which is totally fresh in my opinion, or is it octopus? Is there a difference?

Toca: wow you dont even knkw about your own kind

Inkness: I am only half squid thanks, also im only 10! So unfresh man, so unfresh.

Toca: so you're in the fifth or forth grade?

Inkness: fifth, we havent gotten to the subject on how our bodys work yet *roles eyes* now go back to your unfresh universe, I think you're ruining the totally fresh vibe *pushes Toca into a portal*

Toca: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY UNIV- *falls into the portal*

Inkness: finally, i can stop talking like an idiot *turns around and leaves*

I am so dead once Toca reads this-