In Latin we always have a song for a tense or case, and our new tense doesn't have a song. *gasp* Yeah, I know, he baaaaaad. Soooo, I took it as my job to make one, and please, don't laugh. I tried, and it is really hard to make a song for a class.

If I didn't have passive (parody of If I didn't have you- From Monsters Inc.)

If I was a verb, would I be passive?

I'd be a verb, with a rooooooom full of active.

And if I was passive. No way. It could happen, I could be present.

I wound't be passive if I didn't have them.

I wouldn't be active if I didn't have-

I wouldn't be passive if I didn't have-

I wouldn't be active-

Can I tell you something? For years I have envied.

You? No way. 

Your tense and your agent.

Everyone needs you, yah know.

Yes I know I know I know.

But I must attempt it.

Big guy you are always there.

You wouldn't be passive if you didn't have me.

-r  -ris  -tur  -mur- mini  -antur

The endings for passive present

-o  -s  -t  -mus  -tis  -nt

The active present.

I wouldn't be present.

If I had the imperfect tense.

I'd be the active imperfect, and your the passive one.

-bar  -baris  -batur  -bamur  -bamini  -bantur

Are the passive imperfect.

What about me.

-ba  -bas  -bat  -bamus  -batis  -bant

Next one.

Look ma! I'm future!

And I am active!

Look at you it is true you are passive future!

-bor  -beris  -bitur  -bimur  -bimini  -buntur

Oh I should of stretched.

If I wasn't passive, I wouldn't be future.

I know what you mean but what about me-

-bo  -bis

-bit

-bimus  -bitus  -bunt

Why do you keep singing my part?

I am verbed passive active

you were being verbed imperfect

I will be verbed future

I wouldn't have passive if I didn't have-

I wouldn't have active if I didn't have-

Wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have them.

ONE MORE TIME!

IT WORKED!

-o  -s  -t  -mus  -tis  -nt

WHERES EVERYBODY COME FROM!

-ba  -bas  -bat

-bamus  -batris -bant

-bo  -bis  -bit

-bim  -bitus  -bunt 

Them, them them T H E M that means them yeah

(There you guys have it!)