Marinette is currently sitting on the couch backstage. It's a very pretty setup. Clemence is really lucky the studio let her use it. Speaking of Clemence, the demon bunny was supposed to be here by now.

"Maybe I should call h-"

On cue the door burst open to show the fluff tail herself with...a tied up Adrien? What the fuck did to this problematic person do now?

*Obviously kidnap Adrien, but why?*

Mari looked at her confused. "Clemence, why did you kidnap Adrien?"

Clemence just smiled. "Simple, he's going to be on the interview with you!" There were muffled noises coming out of Adrien's mouth.

*Even tied up he looks cute!* she thought as she untied him.

"WHAT IS GOING ON!?" he shouted as she undid the last knot.

"Simple, some of mine and @bossomwof's followers are going to ask you two questions and you have to answer truthfully or get shocked."

Marinette and Adrien looked at each other in shock. "Like easy questions or..."

Clemence gave a laugh. "Nope, personal questions like who you like and why the FUCK ARE YOU DATING KAGAMI?!" she yelled at Adrien for the one-hundredth time.

"Clemence, please don't start this aga-"

"Mari, you don't get to talk after hanging out with blueberry boy, okay? Go flirt with Chat or something, okay?
Not Luka. You don't make a good ship."

Both people went bright red at that statement. "CLEMENCE, NO!" Mari yelled.

Clemence just gave a smirk.

"You know what? I'll ask my crush out when you ask Luka out," Mari said.

"To sweeten the deal, I'll break up with Kagami," Adrien added

Clemence started to sweat. "Ha! D-"

Marinette interrupted her. "And you have to mean it. You can't say, just kidding afterward or some shit. Clemence, you have to actually ask him out on a date."

Clemence sighed. Adrienette or her own confidence and happiness?

"Uh, no thank you. Fuck that shit. I'm not ready to ask Luka out."

Duck you Clemence. 🖕