I'm supposed to do an interview on shit. Well, let's get this done soon.

Clemence brings out Adrien and Marinette. They both sit on the couch confused.

"Um...what's going on?"  Marinette asked.

"Q&A time!" Clemence replied as I got prepared to take notes. 

Adrien, used to this type of stuff, just sighs, "What you got?"

Clemence and I exchange glances before smiling.  Clemence got up and attached them both to a lie sector before saying, "First question-  well set of questions by Sandleaf"

Marinette froze. Adrien glanced at her then back to Clemence.

"I didn't leave her for Kagami...right?"

I sighed muttering, "Poor innocent sunshine child. You don't know the half of it. Mari, you can skip one question but I hope you know that there is much worse..."

The bluebell girl frowned before reluctantly answering, "Well, for your first question...it was hard. I felt mad at myself. But I got over it. I still feel hurt, just not at myself. For the second one...we aren't dating? At least not yet..."

"Yeah, think you guys forgot this is my universe, not the canon ones. Sure we are more up to date then my book it but not that far ahead. Similar concept but not all the same." Clemence sighed eating some popcorn.

"Okay, but when did I leave mar-" Adrien was cut off when Marinette continued.

"I'm not trying to be dense. Sorry if I am? I'll try harder and hopefully, I will never be akumatized!"

"WHEN DID I-"

"Next question. Let's see...ah, here's a good couple! From the same person, it fits." I smiled pulling up one and placing it on the screen for everyone to see "Sandleaf sent these as well."

"I'ma guess these are for me." Adrien sighed. "One, no I don't have a sister and if I did you wouldn't be allowed to date her. Two, no!! Three, he's rude. Four, I don't know, maybe the cat-"

"Oh, this boy still tryna keep his identity a secret."

"-Five, kinda mad about it. And six,  I could tell pawsitively purrfect puns fur days!" He smiled.

Marinette froze looked at him then facepalmed. "Goddammit you're Chat Noir, aren't you?"

"HOW DID YOU-"

"You're the only one that makes bad puns like that!"

"She's got a point," I agreed. "Although they aren't bad."

"Yeah, they are terrible!" Clemence shouted.

"Whatever! Next questions," I said not leaving Adrien or Marinette to process the information. These are by

"This is a lot."

Mari sighed and just took a breath before smiling. "Well, this is fun. Let's see...one, yes. Two, I would love and appreciate them. Three, yeah! Four... right now Chat Noir although now that I know they're both the same person they are both difficult-"

"Wait, what did I-"

"Clemence can explain later. Uh, I'm on five? Lila."

"As much as I hate Kagami, I have to agree." Clemence sighed.

"STOP INTERRUPTING! Six, friends with Chloe. Seven, yes. Eight, no! Nine, maybe..."

"THE FUCK!?"

"If you didn't like him Clemence I would! But only if you didn't like him! Anyway, ten..." *mumbling quietly* "Chat."

Me and Clemence give a look smiling. Adrien letting his inner cat take over leans over.

"Excuse me, what was that? I didn't quite hear you."

"SHUT IT YOU MANGY CAT! DON'T YOU HAVE KAGAMI OR SOMETHING!?" she shouted. There was a brief moment of silence. "I-I'm sorry," she muttered turning away looking so sorry that she might cry.

"It's fine," Adrien mumbled staring down at the floor.

"Um...how about some more fun questions huh? From KittyEmmaNoirAgreste," I meekly said pulling up some.

Adrien lifted his head sighing. "I guess I'm up. One, yes, very much. Two, because she is my friend. Three, n-no! Why would I be?" *lie director shocks him* "Okay, okay...maybe a little. Four, kinda did. Five, sure. Six, I...I like them both. Seven, oh t-that's fine. I g-guess if she's happy I'm happy! Eight, I don't know. Nine, I can't choose. Ten, OF COURSE I WOULD!! AND OBVIOUSLY, I WOULD STICK UP FOR HER."

He seemed to be getting defensive near the end causing Clemence to go calm him down.

(Just realized I did those two sets out of order oops)

After they did that I decided it was time to move on.

"Okay, so...um, you guys ready? Good. Let's go for our only group questions  by KittyEmmaNoirAgreste!"

Mari and Adrien glanced at each other.

"Okay, answers for questions on three starting with one and going down the list," Clemence said

1

2

3

"Yes."
"Yeah."

For two on three.

1

2

3

"Maybe..."
"Um, I thought these were group questions?"

1

2

3

"Of course I would disobey him!"
"Good, I would do the same if my dad decided to be a jerk!"

1

2

3

"Happy. But it wouldn't happen."
"Happy as well but again, wouldn't happen!"

1

2

3

"No!"
"No!"

Both of them get shocked

"OW!"

I sighed. "I think we will be leaving for now. Part two will come soon but please send more questions. CLEMENCE, NO! CLEMENCE, OFF OF MR. AGRESTE! BAD CLEMENCE! HIS DAD IS GONNA SU- I KNOW HE IS A FUCKTARD BUT STI- UUUGGGHHH! I can't deal with you people. Welp, bye guys! Peace out."

This was such a bitch to edit.