Trapper

*running from the trapper and is about to vault but gets bear trapped*

Me:OW FUCK A BEAR TRAP

wraith

*working on a gen and hears a bell sound*

Me:oh hello Mr.that's the bell of fuck you

*gets smacked*

Me:FUCK

hillbilly

*getting someone off a hook but gets smacked by a chainsaw*

Me:fucking campers 4th grade

Nurse

*running around and hears the screech*

Me:*jumps*OH SHIT THAT FUCKING SCARED ME

Shape/Micheal Myers

*standing infront of Micheal*

Me:STARE AT ME I KNOW YOU CANT RESIST THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE *gets smacked*OW MY FACE WHY

Hag

*about to work on a generator but steps on the triangle thing*

Me:*Jumps*HOLY SHIT THAT SCARED ME

Doctor

*standing infront of the doctor because he keeps shocking me*

Me:FREE BLOOD BLOOD FOR EVERYONE *gets smacked*OW WHYD YOU HIT ME WITH THE SPIKY DILDO

Huntress
*pallet stuns the huntress*

Me:YOUR NOT HITTING ME TODAY *gets hit by the throwing hatchet*OW FUCK WHY

Cannibal/leather face

*running from all the other survivors*

Me:STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE *all four survivors go down and cannibal is swinging his chainsaw*

Me:*rage quits*

Nightmare/Freddy Kruger

*working on a generator*

Me:*falls asleep*NU IM NOT READY FOR FREDDY *gets hit*NO WHY *cries