1. Do I like someone?
Maybe. Idk. What is feelings?

2. Do they like me?
Who? The press?

3.Middle name?
Ahh, The

4.Single or taken?
Well, I ate the rest of the chips so I guess the last one is single

5.Last person I texted.
Ahhh, a group chat with for drug-I mean what?

6.Last song I listened to.
Why the last? Am I going deaf?

7.Battery percentage.
Ahh, 100% not as hot as me

8.Best girl friend.
One of the girls I date

9.Best guy friend.
Fred... he has nice hair

10.Fav OTP?
Oreo Tasting Peaches

11.Why I made my account
For the por-I mean... Poorly timed trip to the bathroom

12. Current lockscreen
It changes to a lot of different peni-Pens... yup.

13.Birthday
About 2 weeks ago. About