"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Sit back, and watch the world try to understand how you did it."
-Unknown-

"Greater good?! I am your wife! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
-Frozone's wife(The Incredibles)-

"Why fit in when you were born to stand out!"
-Dr. Seuss-

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us that do know everything."
-Isaac Asimov-

"All my life I thought air was free...
Until I bought a bag of chips..."
-Unknown-

"Everyone knows how to raise children, except the people that have children."
-P.J. O'Rourke-

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
-Mitch Hedberg-

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

-Steve Martin-

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I just did this because i was bored. I hope all of you enjoyed these quotes!!

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