Nope nope nOPE!

No joke I am terrified of these things! I see one and I won't sleep until it is exterminated! Like no joke I have a problem with these things!

STORY TIME!

It was like what 6 in the morning on the weekend? Yeah? Ok

I was asleep:

Le me asleep

Le me feels something crawl on my neck to my face

Le me wakes up freaking out and falling of the bed saying "oh god no oh god no please don't let it be what I think it is DONT oh please nOooo!" All the time.

Le lights turn on

Le me looks in my bed and there lied a cuuruch (cockroach) the size of an iPhone 4 .....

Le me freaks out and begs mom to come and kill it.

Le cuuruch escapes through the vent

Le me puts something heavy on the vent and covers it up so it won't comeback.

Next morning:

Le me gets up and cleans every part of my room with chlorine.....

LIKE I AM NOT KIDDING! I literally took apart my bed and moved every piece of furniture in my room so I could clean it! Like nuh uhhh NUH UHHHH IS THAT THING COMING IN THERE!

Ps I heard that if you put baking soda and sugar in a little pile cuuruches are destined to come and eat it and get their insides blown. like how cool is that?! :D lets go blow some ruches up baby!