*please read in a car salesmen voice*

Are you new?

No fear! For I am here to help!

Do you not have any friends?

Me neither.

But that's okay because here are some ways to fit in!

1) Try not to talk a lot.

when I was new I barely talked. If someone talked to me I'd either talk extremely quiet or just left! It works for all!

2) Be weird.

being weird makes no one want to talk to you. So if you're an introvert or just hate people, this works for you!

3) Be a grassass.

Being a grassass is good if you want to be alone. Just be extremely rude to the who is trying to talk to you, and voila! everyone hates you!

4) Be home-schooled.

Now if you are willing to go to the extent as never having a social life due to you being home-schooled, good for you! Like you can have no childhood for all I care. Just remember, you wont be able to relate to having to wake up early, exams, annoying teachers, etc. {no offence to Mary.}

5) Become a genius.

If you become a genius, then you can just skip school! Like, oh! I'm in kindergarten? pshhtt, skip skip skip to university!

*Hope you enjoyed this veeerrrryyyy educational.

Baiiiiiii

=*
=P