DO NOT TAKE ALL OF THIS SERIOUSLY. I AM A CHILD OF MEMES SO I AM VERY SARCASTIC.

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Hoiya! This book.was originaly about Canada and stuff but I changed it to my random thoughts and stuff. So like the first five or six chapters are about canada then after that is where i changed it. Have a noice day!

1. So, Timmy's(Tim Hortons) is the best. Not dunkin donuts. See I dont even know how to spell it because it sucks that bad. Like you cannot be hatin on Timmy's. Timmy is my bae. Ok, you heared, my BAE. If you hate Timmy's, prepare for a full on war.

2. Black Friday is a US thing. We have boxing day. I mean we still have Black Friday, but it's not that big here.

3. Thanksgiving is in October. And it's just a supper. Dont go crazy. Like no one cares. All you do is eat turkey and get fat. (Well for my family anyways.)

4. IT SNOWS A LOT. Like it snows most of the time. It used to get up to -40° here. I know, crazy. Remember to get warm stuff. WARM STUFF. NOT FREAKING STYLISH STUFF. NOPE. If you have like a skinny "winter coat" you're gonns die. Literaly. Frost bite is coming for you.

5. Omg. This. Again. No. We. Do. Not. Live. In. Freaking. Igloos. Get. It. Together. Man.

6. We say aboot. JUST KIDDING. ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY FOR THINKING THAT. LIKE OML. Lol. Yeah we dont say aboot.

7. I have to admit though, we sometimes say eh. But it's more when we ask questions. Americans will never understand.

8. We are very polite. But yeah. Were really nice. Some people, oml. I cant deal with them.