No I'm serious, I swear my couches are cursed.

Like once I sit down, and my booty touches the seat.

BAM!

I'm fast asleep

Wtf?

No it's been happening all week

Like what is wrong with me??

Am I tired?

Maybe

Depressed?

Possibly

Lazy?

Eehh 50 50

WHAT IS IT?!

Witchcraft?!

Yep that's totally it

Someone cursed my couches

"Whoever sits thy fine booty on thy couch shall be forever cursed in eternal slumber!"

That must have been the wording of the spell,

Which means that it only affects me.

Because I'm the only one with "thy fine booty" in this house!

Not counting my momma

And let me tell you I personally think my booty is fine. That's my personal opinion XD