Today I ran into class and yelled...

"I AM A PATATOE!!!!"

...in a British accent. Is that possible? Because now I'm being called the Storm Da British Potatoe. Apparently Storm Da British Potatoe is dating Jeff Da Canadian Potatoe (made up by my friend) who is in the NPHL  ( national. patatoe. Hockey. League) and is writing a book called 100 Ways to Mash A Potatoe! Somone please help me.