Teacher 1: (passing out snacks, aka chex mix, apples, cookies)

Student: (opens bag ) wait. Why do we have mustard in our bags?

Other students: yeah, why do we have mustard in our bags?

Teacher 1: You have mustard because it was faster to put the snack in and leave it there than to take it our of the bag.

Students: Why do we have mustard?

Student: why do we have mustard?

Teacher 1: ERG WE HAVE MUSTARD BECAUSE IT WAS FASTER TO PUT THE SNACK IN TNE BAG AND LEAVE THE CONDIMENTS IN THERE THAN TAKING 375 MUSTARD PACKETS OUT OF THE BAGS!! NOBODY ELSE ASK ME WHY WE HAVE MUSTARD!! (Sits down because everybody has their snack bag)

Teacher 2: Why do we have ketchup?

Teacher 1: AH! ITS FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON WE HAVE THE MUSTARD! (Begins to hand out fruit punch)

Teacher 2: (to me) I think she had too much coffee....

Me and Night: yeah...

Teacher 3: (to teacher 1) You've had too much coffee.

Teacher 1: YOUR RIGHT! I DONT EVEN LIKE COFFEE!! I DRINK TEA!! MAKE SURE I DONT DRINK COFFEE ANYMORE BECAUSE NOW I KNOW WHAT IT DOES TO ME!!!

Me: (laughing)