I swear my Mom'a cat Nox doesn't mean to hurt me I don't think, he's just trying to play, BUT FRICKEN HECK.

Here I am making myself a nice egg sandwich with an English Muffin, eggs, and two slices of baloney and he's attacking my ankles and jumping onto the counter to sniff at egg shells. So I'm getting him off the counter and trying to keep him from murdering my ankles, and then he's like BITCH YOU DEAD or something and tackle hugs my arm so that he can claw it.

I have another long scratch on my leg/knee that's just about done healing from the last time he got me, and I'm like ahhhhh.

Send help - I have a low pain tolerance.