Hello nice to see you all, it's your local brit comin at you from the bin she lives in,

I've noticed that legitimately half of the team is dead. I will update you on their status in a totally serious way

Crazy - She got so fed up with us being badmins that she's left to cry for three months because we're all terrible

Fire - She got sent to prison for 69 years for her acts of arson, she'll be updating once every 21 years because of it

Lightning - The thunder caught up to her, we may never see her again

Blaze - Since Blaze is adult she has right not to be alive, so her death may be passed on as being in college and we'll leave it at that

Frost - she got caught in Fire's actions of arson and melted. RIP Frost

Rio - Rio was dead, now she is not, but Rio spends her evenings on Discord wasting her life with a bunch of weirdos so her absence may be quite frequent

Duskie - She's just being shady on Trello idek

Feather - The wind carried her away...

Silver - The memes carried her away...

Whisper - Legit the only one who deserves to be on leave she's done 102 updates during her time on CG. 102. What the hell

Annco - She's just busy with life and satanically drawing her problems away don't mind her

Sapphire - tbh I haven't seen her in a while... she may be dead idk

Sushi - Sushi saw too many rape sloths and now she's choked to death RIP Sushi

Ember - She got concussion and can't write. Wow that's the only truthful answer on here

And me? Well I'm here aren't I? Jk I started Year 10 (9th grade) and I'm v. busy and also NaNo n stuff yes. We may forever be slackers but that doesn't mean we're not... slackers... yeah

lol bye

Hazel