A Warriors Spoof (all characters belong to Erin Hunter)

Firestar: Phew! No waffles anywhere!
Brambleclaw: Umm Firestar I'm gonna organize a patrol for the evening
Firestar: Sure. *smells waffles in Brambleclaw's breath* did you eat waffles?
Brambleclaw: uhhhh no
Later that day...
Firestar: Leafpool please get me some prey
Leafpool: Okay!
Fifteen seconds later...
Leafpool: *is carrying two waffles* here! The evening patrol got them.
Firestar: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU