Chara: Hey Colin, we need to battle to keep our skills sharp.
Colin: Okay. I'll attack first. I'll warn you, I am the weakest person ever.
Chara:  Alright.
Colin: *throws a sword and it lands 3 feet in front of Chara* Oh no, you dogded my special attack.
Chara: *walks up to him and lightly taps him*
Colin: *falls over pretending to be dead*
Chara: Oh no....
Colin: *doesn't move*
Chara: OH NO I ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE KILLED HIM WHY HE HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR AND I HAVE-
Colin: *gets up* haha. You should have seen the look on tour face.
Chara: *slaps him* bastard. You scared me.
Colin: *rubs face* oh, sorry.
Chara: Sorry doesn't cut it. *leaves*
Colin: *sits alone. He turns the lights off.*