Mr. Cabbage was a seller of fruits. Every day he said, "Want to buy some bananas?"

One day, a little boy asked him why his name was Mr. Cabbage. Mr. Cabbage said, "Ah, because I sell fruits." The boy was confused. He asked, "But cabbages aren't fruits! So why is that your name?"

Mr. Cabbage answered, "Why is your name Bobby?"

The boy said, "My mommy named me that."

Mr. Cabbage said, "Exactly."