Me: *pokes Basia's neck* boop :3

Basia: *flaps arms* DONT TOUCH MY NECK IT MAKES ME FEEL VIOLATED

Me: .3.

Me: *slowly lifts arm*

Me: *pokes Basia's neck* boop :3

Basia: *yells extremely loudly* I'D RATHER HAVE YOU FINGER ME THAN TOUCH MY NECK

Me: *loud choking* wHAT

Class: *goes silent*

Basia: fuck my life

Me: *weakly raises hand* I NEED AIRRRR *continues choking and coughing*

Basia: oops

And that's the story of how I died *thumbs up*