Something weird happened. I must share.

We don't have much food in the house right now. I was hungry.

I went into the kitchen and found cream cheese and bread.

I took a slice of bread and put cream cheese on it. I looked down at the bread...

and proceeded to have an existential crisis.

I just had cream cheese on a slice of bread. With nothing else. For dinner.

What the actual fuck am I doing with my life.

Guys send help. 

Its needed.