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Will: H A L T ? A R E Y O U T H E R E ?

Halt: Yes, Will. That would be why it says 'Halt joined the chat.' Why are you typing like that?

Will: L I K E W H A T ?

Halt: Spacing out your words?

Will: . . . ?

Halt: Stop

Will: S T O P W H A T ?

Halt: Will...

Will: OK, OK! IS THIS BETTER?

Halt: Turn the caps lock off.

Will: THE WHAT?

Halt: The. Button. With. The. Words. Caps. Lock. On. It.

Will: YEAH?

Halt: Hit it.

Will: ...?

Halt: Lift your hand.

Will: UH-HUH?

Halt: Push the caps lock key.

Will: UH-HUH?

Halt: Now remove your finger.

Will: uh-huh?

Halt: Finally.

Will: is this better?

Halt: Yes. Just capitolize the first letter of every sentance.

Will: ...?

Halt: There's a button...

Will: where?

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Will: nooooo!!! where is it? halt! tell me where it is! halt?! haaaaaalttttt!!!