I was tagged by someone (Pixel_Stix) for dis challenge.... So Imma do it!!! A lot of these are from video games or unknown authors... xD

"I used to be an adventurer like you... then I took an arrow to the knee." Guard- Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls V

"I want to die a horrible, bloody death that's totally painless! I don't like ouchies!" Henry- Fire Emblem Awakening

"Let me guess... someone stole your sweet roll...?" Guard- Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls V

"Fall down 7 times, stand up 8." Japanese Proverb

"'Did you just fall?' 'No, I attacked the floor.' 'Backwards?' 'I'M FREAKING TALENTED!'" Unknown

"Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text!" Unknown

"I hate it when people come to my house and are like 'Do you have a bathroom?' and I'm all like 'No, we pee in the yard." Unknown

"I changed my password to 'incorrect' so whenever I forget it the computer will remind me: 'Your password is incorrect.'" Unknown

"What can people even do in 'all the extra time' they save by typing 'K' instead of 'OK'?" Unknown

"I'm not clumsy; it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way." Unknown (OMG STORY OF MY LIFE)

"When someone calls you at 3 am: 'Hey are you sleeping?' 'No I'm skydiving.'" Unknown

"When my friend isn't at school: 5% OMG I HOPE SHE'S OKAY! 95% HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME HERE ALONE!??!?!?" Unknown

"Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times." (OMG ALL THE TIME?!?!) Unknown

"I hate when people see me at the mall and they're all like 'OMG what are you doing here??' and I'm just like 'Oh, ya'know... just hunting elephants!'" Unknown

"Video game logic: Everyone worse than me is a noob. Everyone better than me has no social life." Unknown

"Oh, NICE! I'm still bleeding in, like, 12 different places! Look at all that blood....!" Henry- Fire Emblem Awakening

"So, my plan is, we'll get married and have tons of children!" Henry when he marries someone- Fire Emblem Awakening

Well, that's it I guess.. I would tag people but EVERYONE I wanted to tag has already been tagged by Pixel_Stix or MadKat65. Sorryyyyyy!!!! Hope you liked some of these quotes xD