Me, My Bro, & My Dad: *at Costco*
Dad: Aria, go and grab some toilet paper
Me: *goes and grabs toilet paper* This is heavier then I thought
LATER
Dad: *leaves to grab some food*
Bro: *pretends the broom is heavy* Oh my god this is like Thor's hammer.
Me: DAAAD~. *brother's name* IS MAKING FUN OF MY NOODLE ARMS