Smart Smoking 101
Hi there readers! As you can see from the title, I will now let you know the smart way to smoke.
What you'll need:
1. 1 pack of smarties
2. A hard-like surface
3. Your hands or a textbook, (preferably the textbook/hard cover book)
Step 1: Get all your materials ready👍
Step 2: Place your unopened pack of smarties on the hard-like surface you have nearby.
Step 3: Use your hands or a textbook to roll over your smarties pack until most of them are turned into a powder. Not all, but most.
Step 4: Open one end of the smarties pack now and inhale the powder. DO NOT SWALLOW! YOU SHALL CHOKE TO DEATH (or at least do a whole lot of coughing) IF YOU DO! Inhale then exhale the powder and watch the smoke come out of your mouth.
Step 5: Have your "Ooo ahh" reaction or "Woah!" reaction to what just happened.
AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS HOW YOU SMOKE THE SMART WAY!! THE THANKS GOES MOSTLY TO MY SISTER (who you can see in my story "Cover Says It all: personally idk") FOR SHOWING ME THIS
(Just so you know, I have asthma & even if I didn't, this would still be the only way I'd be smoking since I'm not trying to give myself lung cancer)
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