"Why do you speak like your from a different era?"

"Why do you socialise with the people who make rumours and talk about you behind your back?"

"They do?"

"Yes... But I assure you their not as bad as what they say about me... Just the average"

"What do they say about me?"

"Your not virgin because of an incest reason... You are a compleat and utter slut and you look like a hippo on stilts"

"Why, do you tell me this? We aren't even friends..."

"I tell everyone what they need to know, because I don't like seeing people hurt, everyone is always welcome with me, no matter where they are, no matter who they are... You are welcome just as much as the next person"

"But telling them can hurt them anyway, doesn't that defeat the purpose?"

"Not when I'm warning them early and when if they find out later they do find out themselves it will hurt more then, because nobody warned them"