Authors note.. I guess

Hey guys! Long time no see. It's been..... 6 years since this was originally written. Hoo boy that's a long time.

Well anyway, I had unpublished everything I wrote on this account, but I decided to come back and republish this one because it made me laugh to read it aloud to my college roommate (I started writing this fic when I was 15..) and thought yall might find it funny too.

Enjoy!
Maybe I'll update it again someday. Who knows?

- Caroline.