Dedicated to: Toothless_Hiccup676, for the amazing idea!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Hey guys! Where'd Hiccup go? I need his help!

SmartyPantz56: with what?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: it's a long story. But I need his help with Hookfang.

KABOOM: I ALWAYS KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: what?

xRuffNutx: you monster, Snotlout.

KABOOM: YOU BROKE HOOKFANG.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: WHAT?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I didn't BREAK Hookfang!! Are you crazy?! Can someone even to that?!

SmartyPantz56: it's not technically possible if you aren't talking about separate areas of the body.

SmartyPantz56: but......

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: But what?

SmartyPantz56: if anyone would be able to break a dragon, and not in the good way, it would be you.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: *Groans* you guys have absolutely no faith in me, do you?

xRuffNutx: Not really. Although I'm sure if you tried you could be useful.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: UHHHH. Whatever. I need to find Hiccup.

SmartyPantz56: I think he's our with Astrid or something....

KABOOM: THAT'S THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK!

xRuffNutx: OH COME on. It's true love, boys, suck it up.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: But for the 3rd time this WEEK?

xRuffNutx: yes.

KABOOM: AND FOREVER?

xRuffNutx: yes.

SmartyPantz56: and ever?

xRuffNutx: YES GOSH DANG IT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

KABOOM: WELL, I THINK IT'S CUTE. HICCUP AND ASTRID DESERVE HAPPINESS.

xRuffNutx: Preach, Bro, preach!

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Pfttttt, you think it's cute? I don't think it isn't gonna be cute when they don't pay attention to us, and act like them two are the only people in the world.

SmartyPantz56: I'm not so sure...

KABOOM: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO DO THAT. WOULD THEY?

xRuffNutx: Bro, don't let Snotlout get to you! You know how he is. A tyrant of the worst kind.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: SAY WHAT NOW?

KABOOM: DON'T TRY TO DENY IT.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: *facepalms* guys, I just came here to ask where Hiccup is. If you don't know, well, no one does. Someone should find them.

SmartyPantz56: Honestly, I think we should just leave them be. They're cute together.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: oh no they're Not! Astrid was supposed to be MY girlfriend.

KABOOM: YEAH RIGHT. ASTRID WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE WITH YOU ANY MORE THAN RUFFNUT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH THROCK.

xRuffNutx: YEAH. wait, what?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: *rolls eyes* whatever. You really won't be saying that when Hiccup and Astrid kick us off of the Edge.

xRuffNutx: THAT'S got to be the craziest idea you've had yet.

SmartyPantz56: Yeah, I knew you were dumb, but to stoop that low? The twins were right, you are a tyrant.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: OH chill out. I'm no tyrant. All I'm saying is that we aren't gonna last very long here when they get married.

KABOOM: IS THIS DUDE KIDDING?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Hey, all I'm saying is that it is likely that Hiccup and Astrid would want.... Oh, say 4 kids? Then we'd get the boot. They wouldn't even have to build Huts.

KABOOM: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. HE'S KIDDING, RIGHT?

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I'm not kidding. Who's the tyrant now? Hiccstrid, that's who.

SmartyPantz56: mmmmm.... 🤔

xRuffNutx: if you're even CONSIDERING IT, Fishlegs, I will hurt you so bad, you'll wish the thought had never crossed your mind.

KABOOM: I DON'T KNOW, RUFF. HE'S GOT A POINT.

xRuffNutx: Shame on you all. I think Hiccstrid SHOULD give you the boot.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Whoa, take it easy, Ruffnut, it was just a suggestion.

xRuffNutx: Ahh, yes. Kudos for the subtle hint at overthrowing the leaders, Snotlout. 😒 you really are an idiot.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: AM NOT.

xRuffNutx: ARE SO

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: AM NOT

xRuffNutx: ARE SO

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: AM NOT

xRuffNutx: ARE SO! Seriously! Do you think I'm THAT STUPID? You can fool Tuffnut, you can fool Fishlegs, but you can't fool me, you jealous idiot.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: 😠 WELL LISTEN HERE, RUFFNUT!

KABOOM: ............ DO WE DO ANYTHING?

SmartyPantz56: Nahhhhhh

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY SMART!

Hiccup_Haddock is online.

AstraTheFearless19 is online.

Hiccup_Haddock: sure you are, Snotlout.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Ohh, uh, hey Hiccup! I was wondering where you were. You should've seen the OUTRAGEOUS things Ruffnut was suggesting! She said some stuff about you kicking us out of the Edge, she even mentioned a COMPLETELY INSANE idea about overthrowing you.

Hiccup_Haddock: *facepalm*

AstraTheFearless19: *double face palm* oh really? I hadn't realized that Ruff had changed her name to AllDaLadiesLoveMe. When did you do that, Ruff?

xRuffNutx: *smirks* I never did, Astrid.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: Hiccup, Astrid, I can explain!

AstraTheFearless19: I'm legit about to kill you right now.

AllDaLadiesLoveMe: NOOOOOOO

AllDaLadiesLoveMe has been disconnected from the group chat.

Hiccup_Haddock: Get em, Astrid.

AstraTheFearless19: my pleasure. 😈🏹⚰⚰⚰

AstraTheFearless19: OH, and Ruff?

xRuffNutx: Yea?

AstraTheFearless19: thanks for believing in us.

xRuffNutx: No problem! 😊

AstraTheFearless19: we won't kick you guys off the Edge.

Hiccup_Haddock: ..... you know, maybe......

xRuffNutx: COOL! see guys? I was RIGHT! You should listen to me more often. Especially when it comes to that idiot Snotlout--

xRuffNutx: wait, WHAT?

AstraTheFearless19: OH, look at the time. I have to go beat up Snotlout now.

Hiccup_Haddock: and the Dragon's Eye still needs work....

Hiccup_Haddock, and AstraTheFearless19 are offline.

xRuffNutx: you know... one of these days I'm gonna LEAD a revolt against Hiccstrid if they keep this up.

KABOOM: COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF.

SmartyPantz56: Yeah....

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