OUR SMOSHY LIFE WILL BE BACK AFTER THESE QUICK MESSAGES.
Woman: For woman musi-
WELCOME BACK TO OUR SMOSHY LIFE.
Me: Oh outta here you slydog.
WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU WANT?
...
Me: DEEZ NUTS *runs away* AHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY LAUGH!!
THE CREW IS COMING TO GET YOU!!!
Me: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?!?! IM TOO FAST FOR YOU!!!!
I CANT EVEN SEE YOUR FACE!!! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!
Me: Anything. Anything and everything.
(._.)
Me: Dat right. Sickos.
I'm tired. It's only 12 pm. Wanna get a smoothie?
Me: Sure.
*hooks arms and skips to Dairy Queen*