Ink-...so...How are you...?

Jerry- It's cold, and there's no WiFi.

Ink-... *Slowly scoots away in chair*

~~~

Classic- ...

Annoying Dog- *ON FIRE* :3 Bork

Classic- Well, I see you had a RUFF day.

Annoying Dog- OWO I WILL DESTROY YOU ONE DAY.

~~~

Outer- Oh hey...yooooou...

Cross- HAI, I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOUR AU AFTER UNDERSWAP,

Cross- SO YOU BETTER BE PREPARED.

Outer-...uh.

Outer- Cool?

~~~

Reaper- OH HELL NAW.

Tree- Sup.

Reaper- Listen here, TREE,

*Lights dim dramatically*

Reaper- *EYE GLOWS FURIOUSLY* I gotta admit, using Geno for your little plan was "cute". However, if you DARE to do it again? Heh heh heh...BUDDY. I will personally snap all of your branches off, light them on fire, and pour radioactive acid into your roots, Capiche?

Tree-.....mmmmmmnah. *SLAPS REAPER RIGHT IN THE FACE, HARD*

Reaper-...

Reaper- *FIRES UP A CHAINSAW* OH, IT'S ON, B*TCH.

~~~

Error- *ERROR.EXE HAS CRASHED*

Lust- Hey big guy~ ;))))

Error- *REBOOTING*

Lust- ;;;;;)))))

Error- *REBOOT COMPLETE*

Error- ...

Error- *THROWS LUST ACROSS THE ROOM WITH HIS STRINGS* NOPE.

Lust- :'D

~~~

Nightmare- *BANGING HEAD ON TABLE*

Fangirl- SO YEAH, AND LIKE I WAS LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE.

Nightmare- END ME NOW.

~~~

Dream- Huh.

Killer- TOUCH ME AND I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR HAND AND BREAK BOTH OF YOUR ARMS.

Dream- ._. Alright.

~~~

Blueberry- *Nomming on tacos*

Dust-...

Dust-...so...

Blue- ???

Dust-...do you...

Dust- Like tacos?

Blue-...

Blue- Yes.

Dust- Cool. *takes a sip of water*

Blue-...

Dust- Do you-

Blue- YES, I DO.

Dust- .H.

~~~

Killer- *DYING OF LAUGHTER*

Horror- AND, AND, HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE, "WTF JUST HAPPENED".

*Both are laughing too hard*

Killer- OH GOD I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY.

Horror- XDDDD *FALLS OUT OF CHAIR*

Killer- So, What happened next?

Horror- I said, "What choo lookin at, BISH." AAAAND Then I chopped off his head brutally.

Killer-...

Horror-...

Killer- PFFFFFT.

*BOTH INSANELY LAUGH AGAIN*

*Everyone else in restaurant is deeply disturbed*

~~~

Geno- Roses are red,

Geno- Violets are blue,

Geno- Fuk, I'm so lonely :'''')

~~~

Flowerfell- ...wtf.

Fell- *TRYING NOT TO FLIP THE TABLE*

Flowerfell-...uh-

Fell- SH*T *FLIPS TABLE*

Fell- FACK NO.

Fell- SCREW THIS. *WALKS AWAY*

Flowerfell-...

Flowerfell- Wow.

Flowerfell- When did I become such an *sshole.

~~~

Demontale-...

Angeltale-...

Demon- *Gets up* Nopecantdothisihatemylifejfcimleavingrnnopenopenopegodflippingdangitiamnotdoingthisbullsh!t. *walks away*

Angel-...*BANGS HEAD ON TABLE*

~~~

Sci- .3.

Temmie- hOi!!1!!!11!

Sci- Fascinating.

~~~

Seraphim- *COMPLETELY UNCOMFORTABLE*

Core frisk- OUO

Seraphim- Hey...kid...

Core Frisk- *ACT>FLIRT* Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you got a pretty sweet a-

Seraphim- *COVERS THEIR MOUTH* Leeeeets put that on hold, okay kid?

~~~

Palette- *Texting on phone*

Cray- *doing that as well*

*on text chat*

Crayola: Hey Goth! ;)

Future Lover (Goth): Hai

Palm Tree: SCREW OFF MODAFUKA.

Crayola: SAYS THE PALM TREE.

Palm Tree: WANNA GO???

Crayola- SURE.

*Off phone*

*Cray and Palette are throwing food at each other*

~~~

Goth- *Sigh* My friends won't ever get along.

Pj- *sips his tea* What happened?

Goth- They are fighting again.

Pj- Cool. Can you pay the bill? Thanks. *Teleport away*

Goth- Wha-?

Bill- PAY ME 120375058302018305839 G PLEASE.

Goth- *SIIIIIIIGH*

Goth- *Starts to clone G sans*

G- Wtf.

Bill Cypher- WOAH, I'M HERE IN THE INSANITY. AHAHAAHAHAHA.

~~~

Abyss- *Spazzs*

Mecha- .3.

Abyss- Lol, I hate u mecha.

Mecha- I kno.

Abyss- -w-

~~~

Zephyr- I WANTED TO BE RECOGNIZED, NOT FLIPPING EMBARRASSED BY WORTHLESS TRASH LIKE YOU.

Cracked- Hey, I'm not worthless trash.

Cracked- I'm at least worth 25 cents.

Zephyr- FFFFFFFFFF

~~~

Swapfell- You are below me, worthless peon.

MTT Legs Sans (MTTS For short)- Actually, *Stands up*

MTTS- *EXTREMELY TOL* I'm taller than you.

Swapfell- SCREW U

~~~

Sugar- :3

Chair- -_-

~~~

Melon- C-COULD IT BE? MY ONE TRUE LOVE???

Watermelon-...

Melon- *MAKES OUT WITH WATERMELON*

~~~

Papyrus- *SLURPING SPAGHETTI*

Littletale- ☆○☆

Papyrus- HERE YOU GO, NEW BROTHER! I HAVE PREPARED THE FINEST SPAGHETTI FOR YOUR TASTE BUDS!!! *Hands him some spaghetti*

Littletale- *SLURPS IT UP INTENSELY*...

Papyrus- NYEH? HOW IS IT?

Little-...it.

Little- Is.

Little-AMAZING!!!! *SCARFS DOWN EVERY LAST BITE*

Papyrus- NYEHEHEH! ^-^

~~~

Gz- Oh hey, it's you.

Sensy- Yeah, long time no see.

*after a few jars of mayo*

Gz- DDIIIIIID I EFFFER TEAAL U, THAT UUUuuuUuUUuuu LUUUK SOOOOOOOOOO HuuUUuT???

Sensy- ... =_= end me pls.