Classic- Hey. I'm sorry to say...I'm breaking up with you.

Classic- I know we have been going strong for the past few years, but it's time that we just...didn't talk anymore...

Papyrus- *Walks in* SANS, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO??*

Classic- uuuuuuuh...

Ketchup- y u no luv me anymoor.

Papyrus-...ooookay then. *leaves*

Classic- *HUGS KETCHUP* NU, I WAS KIDDING, APRIL FOOLS BRO!

Ketchup-  .3.