Ink- Okay, Okay. 

Ink- Let's start off with characters.

Geno- Wait, so we're playing by drawing cards for our characters?

Ink- Yes.

Fell- XD Well,  Okay.

Ink- It's simple and not simple at the same time.

Ink- Good luck and don't die.

~~~

Ink- Drawing time!

Geno- I am a 4' tall halfling *reads other card* which wields chopsticks XD

Fell- Lol XD, I'm a female ogre with the power to sh*t diamonds.

Geno- wtf is wrong with these powers.

Ink- *shrugs* I came up with them last night at 4 am

Classic- Makes sense.

Classic- I am an elf with the power to move pebbles with my feet.

Classic- Oooh. Nice.

Fell- XD

Geno- Holy fuk, we're gonna be so f*cking screwed.

Ink- ALRIGHT, WHAT ARE YOUR BACKSTORIES???

Fell- Uh.

Classic- ONE DAY, I STROLLED INTO A TAVERN.

Fell- HELL YEAH, TAVERNS.

Geno-  F*CK NO, YOU'RE CHARACTER IS NOT GOING TO BE WASTED ALL THE TIME AGAIN.

Fell- SHSHSHSSH, KNAVE WAS FLIPPING AWESOME, OKAY!

Geno- CHRIST.

Classic- AND I SAT DOWN. ON FIRE.

Ink- What.

Geno- YES! AND THEN A STROLLED OVER TO CLASSIC AND SHOVED MY CHOPSTICKS UP HIS NOSE.

Classic- That's how I didn't burn to death.

Fell- Omfg, and then my character was already f*cking wasted.

Ink- WELP, OOOOKAY THEN.

~~~

Ink- Classic is confronted with a dark elf, wanting to rob him.

Classic- Well,

Classic- I'm a very sexy elf. *rolls dice*

Dice- Rite u r mate.

Dark Elf- "Well....I seem oddly attracted to you all of the sudden."

Classic- "Hell yeah you are."

Geno- *DYING WITH LAUGHTER*

Fell- I WANT TO GET WASTED! *THROWS DICE*

Dice- yes u r.

Fell- HEEEELLLLLL YEEAAAAAAAH.

Geno- God, not again.

Ink- A band starts playing at the tavern.

Geno- Wtf does that have to do with the story?

Ink- Idk, I just wanted to have an excuse to blast the Frozen soundtrack.

Classic- Well, okay then.

~~~

*In the forest*

Classic- So, we're supposed to be capturing bandits?

Ink- Yeah.

Geno- Alright.

Fell- YO, IMMA F*CK UP THIS TREE. *Rolls two dice*

Dice- *Thumbs down*

Ink-  Fell attempts to kick the tree. His leg breaks in half.

Fell- WTF

Geno and Classic- *LAUGHING TO DEATH*

Fell- "GUYS, I'M FRUMPING BLEEDING OVER HERE!!!"

Geno- "Lol, fuk u." 

Classic- *Crying a little from laughing*

Classic- "Cya Fell!"

Fell- YOU GUYS ARE SH*TTY FRIENDS.

Geno- Who ever said we were friends to begin with?

Fell- *HIT RIGHT IN THE FEELS*

Blue- *walks in* Hey, what are you guys doing?

Classic- Watching Fell break his legs.

Fell- SHAT UP, I WAS DRUNK.

Ink-  Want to join?

Blue- Uh. Sure. I guess I can try.

~~~

Blue- I am a wizard that can make venomous bubbles.

Classic- NOT POISONOUS, VENOMOUS. BRILLIANT XD

Geno- dude, those things have to bite/sting you or something.

Blue- I can shove them in the people's eyes! :D

Ink- That could actually work.

Geno- BULLCRAP. MY CHOPSTICKS ARE BETTER.

Fell- GUYS, I CAN'T WALK ANYMORE.

Classic- Oh sh*t, he's right.

Geno- We can just leave him there.

Classic- True.

Fell- GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS.

Ink- YA GOTTA ROLL FOR IT DUDES.

Geno- *rolls*

Dice- Lol he b stay

Geno- SH*T.

Classic- I guess we have to carry him now.

Blue- Or we can kill him with my bubbles! 

Geno-...let's do that.

Ink- YA

Ink- GOTTA

Ink- ROOOOLLLLL

Blue- *Rolls*

Dice- nu kill

Blue- awwwww

Ink- "Suddenly, A bandit appears behind Fell and stabs him."

Fell- WUT THE BLOODY HELL!?!?!?!

Geno- r u british now???

Classic- I'll get you your tea and crumpets.

Blue- STAHP, THAT'S MEAN.

Geno- Okay, Okeay -3-

Ink- "Fell is dying."

Fell- BLUE, DON'T YOU HAVE HEALING SPELLS OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?

Blue- *checks list* No, I onlly have the evil bubbles.

Fell- UUUUGH.

Geno- Yo, I say we leave him.

Blue- Okay! :3

Fell- BUT I CAN SH*T DIAMONDS!!!

Geno- diamonds aren't valuable if they were up someone's a-

Reaper- *KICKS DOWN DOOR* DID SOMEONE SAY DEATH???

Ink- Lol, that was 3 dorito breaks ago.

Reaper- SORRY, MY CLOAK WAS IN THE WASHING MACHINE.

Geno- Leave Reaper.

Reaper- BUT I WANNA PLAY TOOO

Geno- UGH.

~~~

Reaper- *looking over cards*

Geno- what is it? *tries to see his cards*

Reaper- ...Yeah, nevermind. *gets up and leaves*

Geno- *checks his cards*

Geno- PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

Fell- What was it?

Geno- A slime which can piss acid.

Blue- XDDD I MEAN, THAT COUUULD BE USEFUL.

Classic- HE'LL DESTROY ALL THE TOILETS!!!

Ink- Dude, Fell is still dying.

Geno- OH, WE FORGOT.

Fell- HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME BLEEDING??!?!!?

Classic-  WE GOT A LITTLE DISTRACTED BY THE ACID-PISSING SLIME, OKAY?!?!?!?!

~~~

Ink- "THEN, A BANDIT SHOWS UP FOR AN ATTACK!"

Blue- I'LL USE MY BUBBLES!

Blue-  *Rolls*

Dice- FAK U

Ink- "BLUE ENDS UP STINGING HIS OWN EYES. HE IS NOW BLIND."

Blue- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Classic- I'LL THROW MY PEBBLES AT HIM WITH MY FEET.

Geno- AND I'LL USE MY CHOPSTICKS

Classic and Geno- *rolls*

Dice- ur good yo

Ink- "The bandit gets the pebbles thrown in his small eyes, causing him to trip and get impaled by the chopsticks."

Geno- HOLY SH*T, I ACTUALLY DIDN'T THINK THAT WOULD WORK. 

Fell- HELLO! I'M STILL DYING HERE!

Blue- AND I'M BLIND!!

Classic- LEL, FLIP U 2.

Blue- D:

*then everything explodes because reaper was a acid-pissing slime*

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