Dark- Hey guys!

Dark-  Remember when I told you all that I got a D&D starter kit?

Dark- WELP, ME AND SOME FAMILY MEMBERS GOT TO PLAY WITH AN EXPERIENCED DUNGEON MASTER!

Dark- It was awesome.

Dark- Btw, if you don't know, D&D stands for "Dungeons &  Dragons". It's a roleplay table-top game which is actually really fun.

Dark- Anyway, without further adieu, I give you a reenactment of what we did!

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Ink- *Dungeon master* So, have you guys made your characters yet? 

Geno- Yes.

Fell- mhmm.

Classic- Yep.

Geno- I am a half demon, half human being. My class is fighter, and I wield a sword. I choose the persona of lawful evil.

Ink- okay. How about you, Fell?

Fell- I am a human, which is a sorcerer. I wield a staff and I am true neutral.

Classic- AND I AM A HALFLING. I am a bard. I wield an instrument. I AM A GOOD GUY, NOT LIKE DAT CRAP. *Points to Geno*

Geno- Bruh, wanna fite me.

Classic-  WITH MY INSTRUMENT I WILL.

Ink-...that's not a weap-

Classic- I know :)

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Ink- Alright, I'm going to plan this all out. While I do, you 3 discuss how you met up.

Geno-um...alright.

Classic- SO. I AM A BARD, WHICH ENTERTAINS. I TEAM WITH MY UNCLE AND DANCE WITH FLYING MONKEYS.

Geno- *starts laughing* Wtf???

Fell- XD you're the flying monkeys?

Classic- I AM APART OF THE FLYING MONKEYS!!!! WE ARE FAMOUS!

Geno and Fell- *dying of laughter*

Fell- *wipes a tear away*Alright, so, Since I am the apprentice for the kingdom, I sneak out to seek knowledge.

Classic- Yeah, and then we meet up at a party and get wasted together.

Geno- Le wut XD

Fell- YEAH, DAT HOW WE MET.

Geno- *facepalms* Alright, alright.

Classic- yo, how do we meet Geno? Isn't he like half demon?

Fell- Yeah.

Geno- *le shrugs*

Classic- You said that your character still has a mother, right?

Geno- Yeeeaaaaah?

Classic- Well, Your momma maybe went out and started saying, "MEH SON IS THE HOTTEST EVER, OMG." and then we go see if ur hot or not.

Fell- XDDDDDD

Geno- XD and then it turns out i'm hideous as hell.

Classic- Well yeah, but- wait, how much charisma do you have?

Geno- Idk, like 16?

Fell-  Holy sh*t, that means your f*cking gorgeous XD

Geno- I MEAN, I GUESS.

Ink- Wait, if your mother tells word about you, won't the holy paladins come and hunt you down? 

Classic- Yeah, where do you live?

Geno- um...

Geno- In a secluded forest area .H.

Fell- So...A random woman goes around praising her son, and then takes people to a random secluded area. Wonderful.

Geno- XD GET INTO THE WHITE VAN YO..

Classic- XD

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Ink- Alright, your in a tavern. There are bounty posters on one side of the wall. It's a multi-species tavern, so Geno is kinda safe.

Geno- Kinda?

Ink- I mean, you're wearing a cloak to hide your identity.

Geno- But I don't look like a human, wtf.

Ink- Anyways, what will you guys do?

Classic- Imma speak to the bartender to gather intel.

Geno- Well, I'll go and check out the bounty posters.

Fell-  Well...I'm going to do something crazy.

Ink- Hm?

Fell- Okay...I want to go to the bartender...-

Classic- I'm already at the bartender, baka.

Fell- Oh. Well. I was going to steal some money and jump out the window, but okay.

Geno- WTF, YOU'RE A TRUE NEUTRAL. YOU CAN'T FEEL GREED.

Classic- YEAH!

Fell- WELL FINE THEN, I'LL GO SIT AT A TABLE IN THE CORNER.

Ink-Alright. -H-

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Ink- Proceed, Classic.

Classic- Alright, my guys name is Simone, btw.

Geno- Se-moan. Wtf.

Fell- *shrug*

Simone- "So...What's the recent gossip around here?"

Bartender- "Like what?"

Simone- "You know...the recent stuff."

Bartender-  - _- "There is the war at spindletown between thieves. That's the only new news."

Simone- "Alright...and one last thing."

Bartender- "hm? What is it?"

Simone- "Can I get some milk?"

Geno- *DYING OF LAUGHTER*

Fell- XD WTF, Y THO.

Bartender- "I mean, We have goats milk."

Fell- *DEAD FROM LAUGHTER*

Geno- KARMA.

Simone- "That will do, good sir."

Ink- So, the bartender pulls a pulsating sack from under the counter.

Fell- Oh...

Ink- And takes out a wooden mug. Not a glass. A WOODEN mug.

Classic- Okay.

Geno- Alright.

Ink- Then he cleans it out with a half dirty dishtowel.

Geno-  OOOOOH. XD

Fell- XDDDDDDD

Classic- More flavor...????

Ink- Then he slits open the sack and gelatinous white goop spills into the cup.

Geno- *on the floor, laughing*

Classic- fuk.

Bartender- "Here you go, Sir. That will be 3 silver."

Simone- "HOLY HOT HELL, THIS IS WORTH THAT DAMN 3 SILVER." *SHOVELS 3 SILVER AT BARTENDER* "IMMA PACK DIS UP 4 THE ROAD."

Geno- holy sh*t, you're actually going to save that cup of f*cking death.

Fell- Wow.

Simone- "THANK YOU AGAIN, SIR, HAVE A NICE DAY." *gets out of chair, knocks chair over by accident, picks it back up*

Geno- I can just imagine that when your 4 feet tall.

Classic- I'M A F*CKING HALFLING, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT????

Ink- So, what are you doing, Fell?

Fell- I'm drinking goats milk XD

Geno- WTF.

Ink- XD

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Ink- So, as you were performing on stage, A gruff and muscular ogre taps your shoulder.

Geno- Holy cheese and crackers, ur screwed.

Classic- I turn around...and look up becuz i'm so dang short.

Ogre- "EY, ENTERTAINMENT BOI. PLAY SOME CELEBRATION MUSIC FOR US, WILL YA?" *Proceeds to dump 8 gold into Simone's hand*

Classic- Holy sh*t, moneys.

Fell- YOUR SONG BETTER BE F*CKING BEAUTIFUL OR UR GONNA DIE.

Ink- Roll to see if it's good or not.

Classic- ALRIGHT THEN. *Rolls dice*

Dice- Perfect flipping roll yo.

Geno- WOW. JUST. WOW.

Fell- So, that means you can sing sh*t about them and they wont get offended.

Classic- *air strums*   ~You all are b*tch-tards~ *strum* You smell like sh*t~

Geno- PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.

Ink- Hey, they'll still take it.

Classic-XD

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Classic- So, you're searchinf for your demon father which left, right?

Geno- Yes.

Simone- "So, does any of these pictures seem familiar to you?" *points to the pictures on the wall*

Azura (Geno's character)- "No."

Simone- "Alright then."

Knave (Fell)- Wassup guys? *holding a beer*

Classic- Holy fuk, dude. THAT'S YOUR 7TH BEER.

Geno- STOP SPENDING ALL YOUR MONEY ON ALCOHOL.

Fell- SCREW OFF, I'M A SORCERER XD

Azura- "DUDE, STOP DRINKING BEERS, MY GOD."

Knave- CAN'T HELP IT.

Ink- you start to notice that everyone is staring at you two.

Geno- sh*t. I can't be found out, paladins will f*cking kill me.

Fell- I GOT THIS.

Knave- *waves at them*

Classic- THE HELL U DOING?

Fell- WAVING BRUH.

Geno- *facepalming*  I am so dead.

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Ink- It is becoming dark. What will you do?

Fell- Well, we can use our tent.

Classic- Dude. We're in a village.

Classic- Let's go to the Inn.

Geno- doi.

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Ink- *rolls*

Inn Keeper- "Sorry! All of our rooms are booked for today."

Fell- FUUUUUUUUUUUK.

Geno- Well, we can still use our tent.

Classic- ACTUALLY, I HAVE A SKILL OF CHARMING.

Geno- what the hell, u gonna seduce them into getting us a room?

Classic- YES.

Geno- Alright -3-

Ink- You gotta roll for it.

Classic- *rolls*

Dice- Ur good.

Fell- WOW, IT ACTUALLY WORKED.

Inn Keeper- "Wellll, there is this ONE guy I really hate. Maybe I can open the room for you."

Simone- "That would be great."

Inn Keeper- "So, it's just you?"

Simone- "That is correct."

Inn Keeper- "Nobody else?"

Simone- "Nope. Just me."

Fell- *SLAMS TABLE* NOW WAIT JUST A GOD DAMN SECOND, WHAT?!?!?!

Classic- YOU'RE A TRUE NEUTRAL. YOU DON'T CARE.

Fell- *grumbles*

Geno- WELL I'M A LAWFUL EVIL, AND I F*CKING CARE. WTF!!!

Classic- >:3

Ink- A man stumbles down the stairs, angry. A room is open.

Classic- Alright, I'll sleep in a nice bed while these peasants sleep outside. 

Geno- YEAH YEAH, OKAY.

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Ink- You wake up the next day, and your horse was murdered.

Fell- F*CK. WHO'S GOING TO PULL OUR SH*T NOW????

Geno- lol, i may be the strongest, but I don't think I can.

Classic-  I'M 4 FOOT.

Fell- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

Knave- *drinks 23950u04582 more beers*

Geno- dude, is knave wasted or alcoholic or something?

Fell- YEP.

Classic-XD A ROYAL SORCERER IS AN ALCOHOLIC. WOW.

Ink- XD what next? You now smoke crack?

Fell- MIGHT AS WELL!

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Geno- holy sh*t, there is a blood trail.

Classic- Cool.

Fell- *COMPLETELY WASTED*

Classic- Well, I'll go find resources and ask around.

Geno- I'll go follow the blood trail.

Fell-  IMMA GO BACK TO THAT TAVERN AND GET WASTED.

Ink- YOU ALREADY ARE WASTED.

Fell- SHAT UP.

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Simone- *digging a hole at the end of blood trail* 

Classic- If it just stopped suddenly, and It probably can't fly, so it went down.

Azura- *watching Simone work, doing nothing*

Ink- As Knave was walking down the path, he stepped into a squishy part of the road.

Classic- A squishy part?

Ink-  yeah. Like, it's more moist than the rest of the rode.

Knave- *EXTREMELY WASTED* "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK THIS DIRT WHICH ISN'T DIRT YO."

Simone- "le wtf?"

Azura- "Alright, so, I'll go see what's up with him. You keep digging the hole." *walks over to Knave*

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*A pulsating pile of flesh is infront of the 3, visible body parts stickign out of it*

Geno- Holy sh*t, that is a horrific sight.

Classic- Jeebers.  What.

Geno- What do we do?

Azura- *Runs infront of both Knave and Simone*

Geno- I'll protect you guys because I have higher stats and heavy armor.

Classic- Well, we could-

Fell- IMMA SET THAT F*CKER ON FIRE.

Knave- *still wasted and drunk* *Sets the flesh pile on fire with a spell*

Ink- AAAAAAND now a gigantic monster is pissed that you set it on fire.

Classic-...well then.

Geno- THANKS A LOT, RETARD.

Fell- BUT I WAS DRUUUUNK.

Ink- XD wow, what an excellent excuse.

Geno- I THINK THAT THING IS THE THING WHICH KILLED OUR HORSE!

Classic- WELL NO DIP, SHERLOCK.

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Classic- HOLY BLOBS, WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE.

Geno- THANK FELL FOR THAT.

Fell- I WAS F*CKING WASTED.

Geno- YOU'RE FAULT.

Geno- Whatever, let Fell die to death from poison.

Ink- I don't want to kill you guys in your 1st battle, so Imma make the monster leave.

Monster- "Rawr, imma leave" *leaves*

Geno- Wow.

Classic- Well, I guess we are kinda fine.

Fell- I'M PASSED OUT AND POISONED!

Geno- Well, can't we just take him to the village and give him the antidote?

Ink- There is no potions seller in the small village. You have to go to the bigger one.

Classic- Easy enough.

Geno- Yeah, easy, If you forgotten the fact that I AM A F*CKING HALF DEMON.

Geno- PALADINS WILL KO ME IN THE FIRST 2 SECONDS.

Classic- ooooooooooooooooooooh....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Ink- Well, I guess SOMEONE forgot that they had  WINGS like they did with their SKILLS, WHICH COULD HAVE KILLED THAT MONSTER SOONER.

Geno- holy fu- how did I forget that I have wings.

Classic- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Fell- Then just fly me over.

Geno-  Yeah, but I can't be in the village.

Geno- I think I can carry both of you.

Classic- I think you can only carry one.

Geno- no, you're really small.

Ink- ALSO, converting to the ratios of your body, I'd say that you could pull, push, carry what...26,000 pounds?

Geno- *SPITS WATER* WUT.

Classic- REALLLY??!?!?!?

Ink- Yep.

Fell- THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT IN GETTING A HORSE ANYWAYS? WE CAN JUST HAVE GENO PULLING IT.

Geno- I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW ;-;

Classic- JUST. FLY US. TO. THE. VILLAGE.

Geno-  ALRIGHT THEN. 

Azura- *carries Simone and Knave to village and hangs out outside of village*

Geno- THERE.

Ink- And that's it for today. 

Fell- THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP DYING XD

Classic- WELL, IF YOU WEREN'T WASTED ALL THE TIME-

Fell- HEY! I DEALT 37 DAMAGE ON THAT MONSTER. YOU'RE LUCKY.

Geno- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

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Dark- So yeah!

Dark- D&D.

Dark- Play it :3