*At a random au party*

Blue- *"ACCIDENTALLY" pours whisky into the punch* WOOPS.

Fell- wtf, you did that on purpose.

Blue- *Spawns a tiny halo on his head* I would never! :3

Fell-...

Fell- I'm watching you -_-

~~~

Geno-...

Reaper- Hm? What's wrong?

Geno- I don't know...but I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu...oh well.*Downs a full cup of the punch*

Reaper- eh. *drinks some too*

~~~

Sci- *sniffs the drink* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I don't think it's safe.

Ink- WELL GEEZ, IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE OUR RELATIONSHIP, THEN YOU COULD OF JUST TOLD US WHEN WE GOT TOGETHER. > : [

Dream- Lol wat.

Sci- Still...it's not safe.

Ink- *FOAMS AT THE MOUTH*

Dream- Calm down, alright?

Ink- FINE. *JUGS A CUP OF PUNCH*

Dream- good.

Sci- Oh, and this might not be safe either. *holds up a cup of punch*

~~~

Error- *on the sidelines*

Cross- Heya. You okay?

Error- *glitching* DoES iT LOOk lIkE I'm OkAy????

Cross- Nope, not at all, not really.

Error- *Hisses at cross* IT'S-S I-InK.

Cross- ???

Error- I saId ONe thInG, AnD I reGret IT.

*flashback*

Ink- Hey Error! Do you like the tacos I made?

Error- *takes one bite* ...

Error- MeH. *opens a portal, dumps the taco into Underfell*

Ink- *-999999999999999999* B-BUT...ERROR....EVERYONE LOVES MY TACOS....

Error- *shrugs* MEh.

Ink- I...I HATE YOU! I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU, BAKA. *RUNS AWAY*

Error- WaIt, WuT?

Error- WAIt, INk!

*but nobody came*

*meanwhile*

Fell- *arguing with papyrus*

*taco falls on his face*

Fell-...

Fell paps-...

Fell paps- Pfft....

Fell- DONT. YOU. F*CKING. DARE.

Fell paps- *BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER*

Fell- *GURGLING UNHOLY SCREECHES*

*End flashback*

Cross-...wat the hell man.

Error- W-WuT?

Cross- *GRABS ERROR, DUNKS HIM INTO THE TRASH* DAS WERE U BELONG. NO ONE THROWS AWAY A TAKO *FIERY RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE*

~~~

Dance- Hey everyone, sorry that I'm la- *stops*

Dance-whu....WTF IS HAPPENING?!!??!?!?!?!

Blue- *happily skips to him* Oh, nothing really! Hey, want to try some of our signature punch? It's veeeeeerry good!

Dance- Uh...no thanks...I don't really like pu-

Blue- *STARES WITH THE POWER OF CHARA THROUGH HIS SOUL* WHAT WAS THAT???

Dance- AHA, *RUNS AND GRABS A CUP* S-SURE!

Blue- *goes back to being kawaii* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. *skips off*

Dance- Alright then.... *puts cup back*

Fell- Heya.

Dance- Oh, hey.

Fell- Welcome to the party. Make sure not to die. *walks away*

Dance-....uh.....

Sci- DANCE!

Dance- Oh, Hey Sci.

Dance- What's happening?

Sci- Well, Geno and Reaper have locked themselves in the bathroom. They haven't come back in an hour .-. Ink drew all over the walls, while barfing up ink several times. Dream is hanging off the ceiling fan, yelling and screaming random stuff. Uh, Cross is beating up Error, which is in a trash can for some reason. Fresh keeps recording and posting everything on social media. Blue has been forcing everyone to drink or else...yeah. Nightmare arrived a little while before you, and he is already making out with that potted plant *points to nightmare kissing a plant*.  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Fell and I have been just chilling and talking.

Dance-...

Dance-uh.

Dance- I don't know how to feel.

Sci- Me neither .-.

???- HEY YOU.

Dance- *turns to them*

Geno- *Slung over Reaper*

Reaper (???)- I CHALLENGE YOOOooooOOOu. TO A DUNCE OOF.

Dance- ...Me?

Reaper- No, THAT DOOG BEHIND YOU.

Dance- *turns around*

Reaper- Nu, U IDIOT, U.

Dance- Oh. *turns back*

Sci- um...Imma just go... *books it*

Dance- Hm...What do I win in the end?

Blue- Freedom! *LOCKS ALL THE WINDOWS, DOORS, AND BLOCKS ALL THE WALLS*

Dance- WAIT, WHAT???

Blue- *EYES TURN RED* DANCE, YOU PEASANT.

Dance- UH.

Reaper-  ALRIGHT.

Reaper- *slings Geno off his shoulder*

Geno- gooooOOooo gettem Booooi. *hugs reaper's leg*

Reaper- NOT NOW, MUFFIN.

Dance- Wtf.

Geno- Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. *passes out on the floor*

Dance-...welp.

Reaper- ALRIGHT. TIME TO PULL OUT MY MOOVES.

Dance- *stretches a bit* ALRIGHT, COME AT ME BRO.

*everyone is now watching* 

*except Cross and Error, since Error is still getting a bad tem*

Reaper- WELL, OK *Raises one foot, then falls face first into floor*

Dance-..........

Blue- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND REAPER IS THE WINNER!!!!!

Reaper- *muffled* yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Dance- WAIT- WUT, NO, THAT IS NOT ACCURATE.

Ink- *slings an arm around dance* SHOooORE TIS IS. MAakes COPLeeeeeeEEEETe Sense.

Dance- I need to get out of here.

Dance- *RUNS*

Blue- OH DANCE~~~~~!!!!!

Dance- SHOT SHUT SHAT. *GTFO*

Blue- AW. HE DIDN'T GET TO SEE MY MOVES : (

~~~

*the next day*

Geno- *wakes up on the floor* wuh...wtf happened...?

Fresh- Oh, you kno, the usual.

Geno-...

Geno- Shat, Really?

Fresh- Yup. And I got my screen saver. *shows Geno his phone background*

*it's a picture of Geno slung over Reaper, cuddling him slightly*

Geno-...

Fresh- Eh? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

Geno-... *closes eyes*

Fresh-...? Bro, whatcha doin?

Geno- JUUUUUUUUUUUUUST LET ME DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IN PEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Reaper- Not gonna happen~

Geno- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

~~~

Fell- Welp. Glad I recorded this. *had recorded the whole party*

Blue- OH HEY, FELL! DID YOU LIKE THE PARTY?

Fell- Huh? Oh. Uh. Meh.

Blue- WELL, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER ONE NEXT WEEK! WANNA HELP ME INVITE PEOPLE?

Fell-...uh. Sure.

~~~

Ink- Dream? DREAM?

Dream- Ink. I think we should break up.

Ink- BUT. BUT WHY?

Dream- Because...I....*Sniff* I LOVE ANOTHER MAN. *RUNS AWAY*

Ink- *HEART BREAK* I.....

Ink- *sighs, sits down next to a trash can*

Ink- God, This sux.

Error- *Pops out of trash, looks completely beat up* YeS, BecAUSe YOuR LIfe Is SOOOOOOOOOOoooooo MisERaBle.

Ink- Yeah. I know.

Error- *EYE ROLLS*

Ink-...

Error-....

Error- You kNOw, tHat TAco waS aCTUaLLy pREtty GOOd.

Ink- *EYES BECOME STARS* R-REALLY????

Error- *nods*

Ink- AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *HUGS ERROR* LET'S GET BACK TOGETTER.

Error- Ok .-.

~~~

Nightmare- wut was I doing last night?

Cross- I don't know, but I love your new girl friend.

Nightmare- Wha-

Plant- Hey, My handsome skeleton~.

Nightmare-....

Nightmare- *SHREDS THE PLANT TO PIECES, STOMPS ON THEM, THEN SENDS THEM TO LIMBO* AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NO.

Cross- Gosh, don't be so harsh.

~~~

Dance Frisk- Uh...Sans? Are you okay?

Dance- *rocking back and forth in a corner*

Dance Frisk-...Probably not.

~~~

(Alternate ending to the Error-Ink Scene)

Error- You kNOw, tHat TAco waS aCTUaLLy pREtty GOOd. 

Ink- *EYES BECOME STARS* R-REALLY????

Error- No, iT SUckED LiKe HEll.

Ink-... *ON THE BRINK OF TEARS*

Error- *shrugs*

Ink- *PULLS OUT GIANT PAINTBRUSH* YOU BASTARD.

Error-....sH*t.  *ROLLS AWAY*

Ink- COME BACK HERE! *CHASES HIM WITH BRUSH*

Error- YoU SeE ME ROllIn, YoU HaTIn.