Fancy Restaurant
Nightmare- Alright, You need to have proper manners when you're in a fancy restaurant.
*Evil gang nods*
Nightmare- SHOW ME HOW PROPER YOU ALL CAN BE!
Cross- *Puts on a top hat*
Nightmare- IS THIS A DANCE PARTY OR SOMETHING?! GET OUT!
Cross- *Walks to le corner of shame* ;-;
Killer- *SHOVES KNIFE INTO LEFT EYE SOCKET*
Nightmare- You pass with a C- -_-
Killer- YUS.
Dust- Pfft. I can do better. *Uses napkin neatly*
Nightmare- B-
Horror- ...
Horror- *Puts on bow tie*
Nightmare- OMFG, A+++++++
Horror- =)
~~~
Nightmare- OKAY, NOW YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO USE AND WHEN TO USE IT.
Nightmare- TRY RIGHT NOW.
Dust- *touches fork*
Nightmare- *SMACKS DUST* YOU ARE EATING A GOD DAMN SOUP, YA DISAPPOINTMENT.
Nightmare- LEAVE.
Dust- *sits in corner of shame with Cross* ;-;
Killer- Uh. This? *picks up butcher knife*
Nightmare- HM. ACCEPTABLE.
Horror- ...
Horror- *Picks up bowl*
Horror- *Throws it at Killer*
Killer- GEEZ WTF.
Nightmare- ;U; I is so proud, A+++++
Horror- =)
~~~
Nightmare- NOW, CONVERSATIONS.
Nightmare- HOW ABOUT YOU, STRIPY FACE?
Killer- Hello-
Nightmare- *KICKS HIM INTO A WALL* WHAT ARE WE, 4? LEAVE!
Killer- *Trudged to corner of shame with everyone else* ;-;
Nightmare- HOW ABOUT YOU, CRACKER CHAIR?
Horror-...
Horror- ...? ...! ...
Nightmare- YOU MAKE A VERY GOOD POINT, CHAIRS ARE AWESOME AND STUPID! A++++++++++++++++++++
Horror- =)
Nightmare- I THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THAT DATE!
~~~
Horror-...
Lust-...
Horror-...
Lust-...
Lust- So-
Horror- *TAKES OUT AXE AND CHOPS OFF LUST'S RIGHT ARM*
Lust- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Horror- =)
Lust- *ROLLING ON GROUND BLEEDING* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Horror- *casually sipping cup*
Lust- HOLY F*CKING SH*TBALLS OF LEGENDARY F*CKING MUFFINS ON A DAMN TRAIN, AOQMAKSJQISJWIJQNDJDWWISJWJJW
Ganz- *watching from another table* Wow. People have no class.
Sensy- r u serious, he's dying on the floor.
Ganz- Yeah? And?
Sensy-...aren't we going to help him???
Ganz- Psh. Naw.
Sensy- Huh. Makes sense. *Starts eating the table*
Nightmare- *Sheds le tear* They grow up so fast :')
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