IN THE NAJ UNIVERSE

Dust- *Sitting with alone*

Pj- HEY NERD, MOVE OVER.

Dust- Oh, okay. *moves over*

Undyne- No, move over! *Shoves dust off bench*

Dust- *Falls to ground and his glasses fall off*

Dust- . . .

Pj- dude, that was harsh.

Undyne- PSH. WHATEVER.

Dust- *Summons 49287337492 sharp bones*

Dust- y o u b r o k e m y f * c k i n g g l a s s e s .

Pj- WOAH. CHILL.

Undyne- WTF.

Dust- *Pulls out a bone sword* I'll just have to use your dust to make some new ones.

Pj- SH*T *GRABS UNDYNE'S HAND AND BOOKS IT*

Dust- YOU CANT HIDE FOREVER!!!

~~~

Dust- *Wearing new glasses*

Nightmare- Huh. Has anyone seen Undyne and Paperjam today?

Dust- *Dusts off his glasses* Sorry, I haven't seen them at all, sir.

Fresh- ._.

~~~

Dust- *Eating some ice cream*

Killer- Hey Dust, do you think Nightmare will like me???

Dust- Hm...sure! I don't see why not.

Killer- ^-^

Dust- *Spills icecream* ... oh.

Killer- I'll buy you a new one!

Dust- Oh...thank you.

Killer-Oh wait, your glasses are dirty, here I can clean them. *takes glasses*

Dust- . . .

Killer- *cleans it* Here you go!

Dust- *SNATCHES IT* F*ck off. Oh, and btw, Nightmare will f*CKING hate you because you're too ugly. *walks away*

Killer- 😢 💔

~~~

Goth- *Talking to Palette*

Dust- * wearing glasses* Hey, Goth? Can you help me find a book?

Goth- Oh, sure.

Palette- >:(

Goth- *Walks with dust*

Palette- Imma steal dat bishes glasses.

~

Dust- I'm looking for one which is about-

Palette- *STEALS GLASSES* MWAHAHHA.

Dust- *PUNCHES HIM ACROSS THE ROOM* THE F*CK DUDE.

Goth- *GSASPS* PALETTE!

Dust- *Walks over to palette*

Goth- *jumps in front of his bae* DON'T HURT HIM ANYMORE OR I'LL REPORT YOU TO THE OFFICE.

Dust- Hm? Psh. I wouldn't waste my time with trash like him. *snatches glasses* Or garbage like you. *Steals book as well and leaves*

Goth- UGH, THAT KID.

Palette- ;-;

~~~

Dust- *Studying*

Swapfell- Heeeey Baby~

Dust- Swapfell? Sorry, I'm studying...

Swapfell- C'mon, let's have some fuuun~

Dust- No Swapfell, I have a test to study fo- MMPH?!

Swapfell- *kissing Dust*

Dust- SWAPFELL STAHP.

Swapfell- *Trying to do sin*

Glasses- Lol nope. *Jumps off dust's face*

Dust- *STABS SWAPFELL WITH A BONE*

Swapfell- O.O

Dust- I WILL F*CKING KILL YOU.

Swapfell-...

Swapfell- *RUNS*

Swapfell- SCREEEEEEEE