*all the sans are chilling at an au grillbys*

Classic- *pulls out the ketchup*

Classic- Ah. We can all share these amazing fries with some-

Classic-Ketchup.                    Fell-Mustard.               GZ- Mayo.        Cross- Chocolate.

*The room goes quiet*

Classic- THIS.

Fell- MEANS.

GZ- ABSOLUTE.

Cross- WAR.

*Days later...*

Classic- COME IN, CAPTAIN TAKOS.

Blue- YES, COMMANDER KETCHUP?

Classic- IT SEEMS THAT THE EVIL AND STUPID ARMY OF MUSTARD IS ADVANCING TOWARDS OUR TERRITORY. THEY ARE DISGUSTING.

Blue- WHATEVER WILL WE DO?

Classic- *EYE GLOWS* LOAD THE CANNONS.

~~~

*outside the great ketchup wall*

Fell- *ON A HORSE* *HOLDS UP A BOTTLE OF MUSTARD LIKE A SWORD* SURRENDER NOW, KETCHUP FILTH! AND YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE THE SUPERIOR RACE OF THE MUSTARDS.

Swapfell- HERE HERE!

*Cannons appear on the walls*

Sans- *steps onto the wall, pulls out his ketchup sword, then points it at Fell* AND SURRENDER TO SUCH SCUM LIKE YOU? NO CHANCE, TRASH.

Blue- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sans- LOAD THE TACOS!

Fell- wut.

Swapfell- .-.

*BLASTS GIANT TACOS AT FELL AND HIS ARMY*

Fell- OH NUS, RETREAT. *BOOKS IT*

Swapfell- YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY, KETCHUP BASTARDS! *RUNS TOO*

Sans- *high-fives blue*  NICE.

Blue- YAY!

~~~

Fell- DAMN IT! WE WERE SO CLOSE!

Swapfell- Well, we ARE ruled by a COMPLETE idiot.

Fell-  OH, NOW DO YOU WANT TI F***ING GO, PUNK?

Swapfell- *TAKES OUT MUSTARD SWORD* BRING IT, FOOL.

GZ- *backflips in between them, and does a dramatic entrance* Sorry pals, but you just can't handle my swagger. *THE FLOOF INTENSIFIES*

Fell- OH FUC, HIS FLOOF IS TOO MUCH.

GZ- *SPARKLES IN THE SUN LIKE FLIPPING TWILIGHT*

Swapfell- I'M GOING DOWN! *Falls over*

Fell- *catches him*

Swapfell- *COUGHS* Sans...?

Fell- *IS NOW CRYING* SWAPFELL! NO, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME! YOU MUST RESIST HIS FABULOUSNESS!

Swapfell- *COUGHS* It's...too late for me...*Wheezes* Good luck....and f*** you....*DIES*

Fell- ...

Fell- Well screw you too. *drops swapfell*

GZ- MWAHAHAHAHAHA. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT MY ARMY!

Fell- *GLARES AT GZ* YOU KILLED MY WORST FRIEND, YOU DAMNED DEMON.

GZ- ALRIGHT MEN, ADVANCE!

Fell- MEN, DEFEND!

Gaster Sans (going to call him G :333)- YES, CAPTAIN MAYO. *PICKS UP HIS MAYO BLASTER*

~~~

Classic- *Clinks a glass of ketchup with Blue on the wall, chilling*

Blue- And we get front row seats!

Classic- Yep. This wall is great! We can see their petty little fight from he-

Classic- *GETS TACKLED NINJA STYLE BY SOMEONE*

Classic- WTF.

???-.Heh heh...Finally...I have got you...*is pinning Classic to the ground*

Blue- *is restricted by another masked figure*

Classic- WH-WHO ARE YOU????

???- *Wearing a smiling mask* Oh, Sans, you can't recognize such a glorious face~? *takes off mask*

Classic- No...

Classic- CROSS, THE GENERAL OF THE CHOCOLATE ARMY!

Cross- *Winks* Heya. *Holds a chocolate knife to Sans' mouth*

Cross-  Now here is the deal. If you hand over the taco maker, I will spare you the taste of this delicious chocolate.

Cross- *His eyes start to drip* BUT DENY, AND I WILL SHOVE THIS WHOLE KNIFE INTO YOUR THROAT AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOU.

Classic- YOU M-MONSTER!

Cross- Ohohoho, but Indeed I AM.

Cross- And don't think about calling reinforcements. My spies have already infiltrated your pathetic city of Ketchup.

Classic- *Looks over at blue, then at Cross*

Classic- *Straightens* Sacrifices have to be made. CAPTAIN TAKOS?

Blue- *Sniffling, crying* Y-YES?

Classic- Sorry.

Blue- NO! PLEASE! DON'T MAKE ME TUUUUURN.

Classic- I'm soory.

Blue- *Carried by his captor*

???- *carrying blue, walks over to Cross and Classic, takes off his mask*

Dust- Yo, boss, what do I do with him?

Cross- Take him back to base and BREAK HIM.  GIVE HIM THE CHOCOLATE TREATMENT.

Blue- *EYES WIDEN* NO. NOT THE CHOCOLATE TREATMENT!

Cross- *EVIL LAUGH* TOO BAD.

Dust- *Carries Blue away*

Blue-  NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Classic- Alright, you have him. LEAVE.

Cross- Yeah, on second thought, *SMEARS THE CHOCOLATE ALL OVER SANS' FACE, THEN LEAVES*

Classic- YOU DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD!

Cross- *TROLL FACE*

~~~

GZ- *Smirks* You are completely powerless, Fell. Just give up and join the Mayo side.

Fell- *Panting* ROT. IN. HELL.

GZ- *Shrugs* Alright then, I warned you. *BLASTS MAYO AT FELL*

Fell- *BRACES FOR IMPACT*

???- *DASHES INTO THERE, DEFLECTS IT COMPLETELY*

GZ- I-IMPOSSIBLE!

Fell- Huh? *looks at his savior*

???-*Slams Paintbrush into ground*

???2- *back to back with ???, his hand connected with everyone's souls with blue strings*

Ink(???)- STOP! THIS IS MADNESS.

Error (???2)- YeAH, AnD poiNTLesS.

Fell- WHA-

GZ- THE MIGHTY ONES ABOVE HAVE COME DOWN TO PUNISH US. RUN!

Error- *smirks* N-NOt sO FaST! *Holds up his hand, and all of the mayo army raise into the ari by blue strings*

GZ- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HOW COULD WE BE SO EASILY DEFEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATED?????!!!!

Ink- *rolls eyes* Error.  We need to stop this.

Error- *shrugs* 

Ink- ALRIGHT. HOW DID THIS EVEN START?

GZ- ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? ALSO, EVERYONE KNOWS HOW IT STARTED!

Error- WEll thEN, Go oN!

GZ- IT ALL STARTED WHEN....*Goes silent, thinking*

Error- W-W-WeLL????

GZ- IT STARTED WITH....HM....uh....It started with....

Fell- IT STARTED FROM MAYO TRASH LIKE YOU! I-I think....

Ink- *FACEPALMS* DOES NONE OF YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED?

*Everyone goes silent*

Ink- WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU ALL FIGHTING????

*No one answers*

Error- WeLP. YoU BETter sTOp, Or I WiLL haVE tO TUg thEsE littlE STRingS!

*everyone stops attacking*

Error- GOOd. *sets everyone down, removes strings*

Ink- So. Are we all now cool?

Fell-...

GZ-...

Fell- DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR! *SUMMONS 100000000 GASTER BLASTERS, READY TO FIRE*

GZ- FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAA! *THE ARMY RUSHES FORWARD*

Ink- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

Error- Hm. I woNDeR wHIcH SIde My BrO'S aRe On?

~~~

*Meanwhile*

Geno- *sitting in the save screen, pulled up a window to the chaos, eating popcorn*

Fresh- Geno yo yo, pass the popcorn.

Geno- *tosses popcorn at Fresh*

Fresh- Thanks my brotato chip.