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This chapter is dedicated to collxkelly  for being super funny, and relatable.

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"Ah, shit," okay, so I may have just made a big mistake, I'm now pinned up against the hot and weird guys chest, ah the pleasures, I would kick and scream to get away but uh, he kinds has my arms and legs pinned to him as well, this guy has long arms, damn.

"Who even buys furniture from a supermarket anyways? I mean someone must, because why else would it be here?" This guy is starting to piss me off, I mean the only good thing going for him is his face.

"So, I heard that the way to kill an almighty vampire is to slake him or her, I don't discriminate, in the heart, is that right, Damon?" Oh no.

Kai picked up a chair, all the while still having me pinned against him might I add, and snapped the leg off it, he made his way over to Damon and hovered above him.

"Stop it," oh I know that voice, even though I hate bonnie with a burning passion, it's probably the best thing to hear right now, oh wait, she has no powers, I guess I was wrong, whoopsies.

"Oh, just in time, I've watched you try to do magic for months Bonnie, what are you going to do? Fail at me? I'm embarrassed for you."

"Motus," I watched in anticipation as Bonnie tried to light the candle. Then, she did it! Oh wow, I guess she is useful.

"Okay," Kai said backing up, still holding me. This guy seems talented and strong, once again, damn.

"Scared? I'm embarrassed for you." Okay, okay. That was pretty good.

With that, Bonnie made a ring of flames appear around Kai and I, does she not see me here? I mean it's not the first time she would've left me for dead... Anywho, Damon got up off the ground and grabbed the leg of the chair and hit Kai on the back of the head, and guess who got squashed by a hot, weird, did I mention hot? Heavy guy.

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So, Damon had to help get me out of the torture I was experiencing, I could hardly breathe.

Now Kai is tied to a chair and all prepped and ready to go. Yay!

"Ugh," oh goody he is awake. "Oh, hello guys."

"Hello, Kai was it? Oh was it hot and creepy stalker dude?" Oh my god, you should have seen Damon's face, he was so angry at me, ha.

"I dunno, what do you think?" He sent a wink my way, ha, not gonna get away with that.

"I'm thinking," I leaned in closer, our noses were about two inches away from each other, "Maybe, hmm, just Kai, creepy Kai, yep?" I rolled my piece of gum around in my mouth, I tend to do that a lot, a never ending addiction to gum.

"Right," okay, his breathe smells amazing...

Is that weird to think?

I leaned back an picked up the fire poker, pointing it at Kai, "Who wants to play 21 questions?"