*you know all those times fans keep randomly joining CAH sessions? That inspired this

Group Chat: Hause Party

[Tol]
Josh fam i peeked at the bills and im gonna have to ask u stop having hot showers everyday

[Dad]
Look boi

Sorry if I actually care about my hygiene and smelling good

You should try it maybe you'll get a gf

[Tol]
fuk u

[Heskey]
OH SHEET

[Dad]
And you mister, need to stop stealing all the nutella jars to wank in bc I use that to spread on my toast

[Heskey]
i do not do that okay??

[Vikmoon321]
Sorry that's me eating all the nutella

[Dad]
Wanker

"unknown" has joined "Hause Party"

[unknown]
yo

[Heskey]
Who are u?

[Vikmoon321]
uh hello

[unknown]
wait is this actually the sidemen?!

[Tol]
ffs how does this keep happening

who gave this person our phone #s

[unknown]
omg no way!

will u guys do free roam on GTA plsss??

[Dad]
Please leave. This is a private chat

[Vikmoon321]
Maybe if u go

[unknown]
Fun fact JJ's song FWB is actually about Simon and Ethan when they use to be fwbs

[Tol]
Leave this isnt funny

[unknown]
Simon we all know u still take it up the ass from Ethan

"unknown" has been removed from the chat by "Dad"

[Dad]
What the hell is wrong with our fans

[Heskey]
Yeah

It's clear i give it to Simon #KSimon