*Stage curtains open*

Greetings, wait this is crack book....Sup Peeps? Welcome one and all to the Grand opening of the Servamp Crack book *dabs*

As mentioned this book will contain nothing but crack and funny times with the Servamp boys.

Where are they you ask? Well they're chilling backstage of course. It's not like they're tied up and were dragged here against their will or anything ahhahaahaha AHEM anyway all the scenarios will be written by my hand. Unless you have any scenarios to suggest then comment away in the comment section!

And now I shall include a mini series called *drumroll* "Sailor Servamp" yes the title is legit. There shall be parts relating to the Sailor moon anime that I have no idea how long it will be so bear with me.

And now...uh *reads script* Oh! We bring out the boys! And one girl!

*Stage lackeys bring out tied up and unconscious characters*

Now starting from left to right!

'Friendship is Magic' Mahiru Shirota
'I'm too tired for this shit' Kuro or Sleepy Ash
'Piano fetish, self proclaimed Angel' Licht I have no idea how to say his middle name Todoroki
'Shakespeare fanboy' Hyde or Lawless
'Smol purple child' Misono Alcein
'Wanna see my boobies?' Snow Lily
'I just broke up with my boyfriend' Sakuya
'Is he really 14?!' Testsu Sendagaya
'Really smol' Hugh
'I smell like dolls' Mikuni Alcein
'What does he look like?!' Doubt doubt or Envy
'Boss ass Bitch' Mother Wrath
'Hungry Hungry Hippo' Gluttony
'My brothers won't notice me, How boring~' Tsubaki
'So he isn't Mephisto?!' Beru
And finally
'Please give this kid a break.' Tsurugi!

Give them a hand ladies and gentlemen.

*Noise causes them to wake up*

Mahiru: H-Huh? W-Where am I? Kuro?

Kuro: Ugh, stop the noise *whining noises*

Lawless: Wait...applause...curtains....the smell...are we on a stage?!

Good morning everyone, say hello to the audience.

All: *Basically only Misono and Mahiru are the ones to freak out.*

Mahiru: Why are we on a stage?! And why are we tied up?!

As I just explained earlier you're in a Crack book.

Gluttony: The fuck is a crack book?

All shall be explained later, but for now we have a show to run.

Lawless: Oh from what yonder breaAAAAH *flies backstage*

Don't worry Lawless you'll get your chance to say your Shakespeare lines. Let's get this show on the road!

Kuro: What a pain....

Stay tuned everyone! *dabs away leaving a confused group of Servamp characters while the curtains fall*

A/N: Ok just a side project from my main Servamp books. Since I had some feels in those books, why not counter with comedy? I'm gonna have fun with this book, can you tell just by the earlier chapter?