Alright so we all remember the time when Simon was asked whether he'd rather dab or whip. Simon contemplates for a bit and then says he'd rather "whip" at which point he takes out a whip and makes a joke about the dance move, before JJ comes in and asks Simon if he's lonely.

Personally I've watched the video a couple times now, and inquiring minds want to know.

WHY DOES SIMON OWN A WHIP IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Last time I checked that's not something people generally have. It looks like it's good quality too...

I mean unless he is secretly Indiana Jones, how many uses for whips are there?

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And I don't even think I have to say anything about how Simon walked right into JJ's arms afterwards XD