My patient walked through my door and stared at me greedily. With cautious steps, he moved towards me and came to a halt. He said," Doctor, I presume that not many patients come for a check up with normal blood pressure, do they?"
I was spellbound. " Absolutely......but how did you know ?", I said.
" When you were out for lunch, I checked out each of your blood samples."
" But how did you conclude about the blood pressure level ?"
" Well, I tasted all of them. I drained each of them into my mouth and every time, etched a cut into my arteries to find out how fast the blood was gushing out. Each of them tasted different. And I think this method should be employed here too. Will give good output, gotta say. "