joon's wife
JUNG HOSEOK

hobihobi
yes?

joon's wife
HOW COME
YOU
NEVER
TOLD ME
YOU
WERE
GOING
ON TOUR
WITH
TAE

hobihobi
...
uhh no one else knows?
except joon of course
and maybe yoongi hyung

joon's wife
CUT THE CRAP
EVEN KOOK AND JIMIN KNOWS

hobihobi
wait
WHAT

joon's wife
YES
EVEN THEY KNOW
THEY'VE BEEN BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS ABOUT IT

hobihobi
how did they even..
omg
KIM TAEHYUNG

joon's wife
You should know better than to keep secrets from me
I can dig them from anywhere

hobihobi
okay hyung
that's a little too dark
but okay

joon's wife
Ugh
But seriously
Are you really going on tour with Tae?
I'm worried about your situation

hobihobi
you too?
joon's asked me about it too

joon's wife
And what did you say?

hobihobi
im fine hyung
really
im over it
now im just gonna woo him over instead of having him remember

joon's wife
Awww
That's cute
But be quick about it, Hope-ah
Because someone might snatch him away if you're not quick enough

hobihobi
someone?
is someone else wooing him already?

joon's wife
Err no
Just like a heads up
No, not heads up
More like a reminder

hobihobi
okay?
honestly, i'll be glad if he understands my feelings
i dont really need him to reciprocate them

joon's wife
Aww Hope-ah
You're such a sweet little bean
Where were you before I met Joon

hobihobi
...
im telling joon that

joon's wife
WAIT
NOOOO

hobihobi
too late hyung-ah
i've done it

joon's wife
Just you wait
I will poison you through my delicious cooking
But let's move on
Do you think you will ever confess to Tae?

hobihobi
i was thinking of after the tour
when we're back in seoul?
i might bring him to the beach again

joon's wife
Awww
You are seriously the cutest thing
I wish you luck, Hope-ah
I gotta go now
Joon is cooking

hobihobi
wtf
hyung
joon is cooking?!

joon's wife
Exactly

hobihobi
err okay
you should go then
we'll talk another time

joon's wife
Bye Hopie

hobihobi
bye hyung